Jonathan Penis

The good doctor. Miller drinker.

[Jonathan Penis @jonathan_penis]

I gotta DIG DEEP but off the dome, besides CC, ‘01 Clemens, Cole, and Pineda in that one Mother’s Day game, I don’t remember a Yanks starter K’ing guys like this in my life.

[Jonathan Penis @jonathan_penis]

Schlitter is the best homegrown Yankee SP in like 50 years

[Jonathan Penis @jonathan_penis]

@McClutherness

[Jonathan Penis @jonathan_penis]

Schlitter is the best homegrown Yankee SP in like 50 years

[Jonathan Penis @jonathan_penis]

@wagssid Hmmm. I think it all came from Mobil? Wouldn’t make sense for Giants stuff to come from Hess, Hess owned the NYJ

[Jonathan Penis @jonathan_penis]

My grandfather had gotten these from Mobil. We used to be a country, etc.

[Adam Bernacchio @abernacchio77]

After 50+ years, my mother-in-law is moving out of her house. These 3 relics of awesomeness are the only things I asked for @nyjetshistory @JCaporoso

[Jonathan Penis @jonathan_penis]

@McClutherness Hey, shut up! 🫵🏻

I didn’t know we’d win the real title.

[Jonathan Penis @jonathan_penis]

I think the moment is beginning to pass where I feel the need to spend gobs of money on Knicks merch. I’m fine beating my NBA Cup Champs shirt into the ground.

[Jonathan Penis @jonathan_penis]

The gear is fine, but most of it is too gaudy. I’m a white guy pushing 40, I’m not terribly inclined to buy KITH adjacent streetwear stuff that looks like it’s from Fordham Rd.

[Jonathan Penis @jonathan_penis]

@RAKcity27 Say hi to me next time.

[Sam Quinn @SamQuinnCBS]

It means so much more to New York that it's not one of those guys.

If LeBron or KD comes here and wins a title, New York and the Knicks are just an accessory to their legacy.

These Knicks genuinely feel like New York's team in a way no obvious, imported savior could have.

[Jonathan Penis @jonathan_penis]

Great article about BOTP @NYPost_Berman

[James Herbert @outsidethenba]

Marc Berman covered the Knicks for 23 years. He watched them win the championship at a sports bar in Florida https://t.co/XLvPuKei5g

[Jonathan Penis @jonathan_penis]

He made the Joe Budden face lol

[Jonathan Penis @jonathan_penis]

The guy in the du-rag and the TJ Maxx jersey deserves his own sitcom for his reaction.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Nah man Knicks fans are NOT REAL PEOPLE

Bro out here in the middle of the parade sucking toes 😭😭😭

[Jonathan Penis @jonathan_penis]

I remember in 2010 when Amare cane to the Knicks sales pitch in a leather jacket and a scarf when it was like 95 degrees in the middle of July.

[girlboss don biggavelli @rwxoxo]

i know kat dumb hot in that jacket but this is what it’s all about

[WFANTrades @WFANTrades]

We’re here JB!

[Jonathan Penis @jonathan_penis]

@jalenbrunson1 I’m at DeCicco’s on Rt 22, lmk if you need me to pick up beer, you can Venmo me.

[Jonathan Penis @jonathan_penis]

@Matteau23 There’s something off putting about ex-Knicks getting rings and being a part of the parade.

[Jonathan Penis @jonathan_penis]

@McClutherness Da’Lynch Owns

[Jonathan Penis @jonathan_penis]

This is actually the one thing where men aren’t going to see if there’s any pussy. Nobody is waking up at 4am and pissing into a Poland Spring bottle with 2 million people to scout the local talent

[Sean M. Greene ll @sean_incredible]

- Lmfao!!! Like 85% of the men going to the parade tomorrow are not going to see the Knicks. If you know, you know.

[Jonathan Penis @jonathan_penis]

“Colson!”

[Gary Phillips @GaryHPhillips]

Colson Montgomery has lined a 3-R homer off Carlos Rodón. Just like that, it's a one-run game. #Yankees