Jonathan Porta

Software Engineer, Video Game Player, Asks lots of questions. Also likes real estate and elevators. Montanan

[Jonathan Porta @jonathan_porta]

My standard for when I will buy a humanoid robot is this: can I send it outside to move a pile of lumber and dig a hole?

Once those two things are true it’s game on. I’d pay $50k for a robot that can autonomously do those two things.

[Jonathan Porta @jonathan_porta]

if your name is on the magazine you should have written the whole magazine

[Jonathan Porta @jonathan_porta]

Ordered coffee via SSH. What a time to be alive.

"ssh https://t.co/ge204U0o51" via @terminaldotshop

[Jonathan Porta @jonathan_porta]

that feeling when you are forced to use a service that can't be bothered to have a status page so you have to go to https://t.co/F2ym9WyRWV...

[Jonathan Porta @jonathan_porta]

@johndmcmaster Nice teardown! Curious, what sort of equipment is used for the x-ray and overall teardown? Silicon noob here.

[Jonathan Porta @jonathan_porta]

When do we get DriveThrough Mode and CarPay? 😬 #autopilot @elonmusk

[Gaming Intel @GamingIntelSite]

RT if you want Shipment 24/7 back in #ModernWarfare.

[Jonathan Porta @jonathan_porta]

Getting a 504 on @SpaceX Starlink subscribe API. I want to be a beta tester. Look at these mad debugging skills. 😆 @elonmusk

[Jonathan Porta @jonathan_porta]

“I will detect all trash cans.” #tesla #model3

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

We have extra FDA-approved ventilators. Will ship to hospitals worldwide within Tesla delivery regions. Device & shipping cost are free. Only requirement is that the vents are needed immediately for patients, not stored in a warehouse. Please me or @Tesla know.

[Jonathan Porta @jonathan_porta]

Can you guys acknowledge that #mytotalconnectcomfort is either experiencing an #outage or has been intentionally shut down? Been about 12hrs based on https://t.co/fHOMjdqjLM @Honeywell_Home @honeywell

[Jonathan Porta @jonathan_porta]

@RyanSacksteder @Honeywell_Home Mine has been down for a couple of hours at least. I am not seeing any acknowledgment so I am hoping this doesn't mean the service is gone.

[Jonathan Porta @jonathan_porta]

The cloud service that powers my thermostat is down. This is making it hard to meet my #NewYearsResolution of never getting off the couch to bump the heat up.

[Ryan Sacksteder @RyanSacksteder]

@Honeywell_Home Hey, it looks like My Total Connect Comfort is down.

https://t.co/AkqduvAKgi

I’m getting a “Service Unavailable” error and can’t login via the app.

[Jonathan Porta @jonathan_porta]

@NickLongstaffe @lilearthangelk Service Dog Harness Vest Comes with 2 Reflective Service Dog Hook & Loop Patches. Please Measure Dog Before Ordering (Girth 24-31", Black) https://t.co/Eedb1N31Fy #ad

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

5 mins from liftoff

[Jonathan Porta @jonathan_porta]

Got called by a polling company (National Opinion Institute). For ?’s related to the election I could only choose Bernie, Warren, or Biden. I tried to answer @AndrewYang but they wouldn’t allow it. Prob one reason Yang is low in the polls yet has insane momentum online. #YangGang

[Jonathan Porta @jonathan_porta]

@h3h3productions You should have stopped gumming rice ages ago.

[Jonathan Porta @jonathan_porta]

I like the new #tesla #fsd visualization updates. Nice early Christmas present. Had to go for a late night test drive as soon as I saw the update was available. Thanks @elonmusk and team!

[Jonathan Porta @jonathan_porta]

@pewdiepie I am finally ready to buy a #pewnews hat. Please modify your current merch line to accommodate my consumeristic whims. kthx.