France are going to win the World Cup then hire Zinedine Zidane.
Their croissant too flaky, wine too fermented, cheese too stinky, their Saint Laurent too tailored.
football gotta have the most pointless "goat debate" of any sport. there's a player that's unanimously accepted as #1 by 90% of professionals and people who actually understand football and there's another pushed by a delusional fanbase with lies, fake stats and Instagram likes