Trying to convince my wife the Return of the King should be our Valentine's Day themed film for the night because *literally* the entire thing is about a ring
Me 5 years ago thinking about how nice it will be when I'm married and feeling sick and my devoted wife cares for me
My wife today: "don't breathe on my stuff, ill-boy"
@AbbottElemABC Me, telling a story from when i was a kid...
1st grader: "Did that happen way back a long long time ago like in the olden days like before youtube?"
@AndyOnTheAM Maybe. I hope Kiriloff is a star. I just think he's unlikely to be a substantial upgrade over Cave/Rooker/Arraez for the next month. Will be happy to be proven wrong though.