Jonathan Berntson

Jesus follower, Licensed Counselor, Nerd.

[Jonathan Berntson @JonathanBerntso]

#scheelsgameday

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Same.

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Joey Bosa eating 4,500 to 5,000 calories a day in effort to gain weight. https://t.co/qyVnJMtYYT

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@ProFootballTalk Good list - surprised not to see Paul Krause at Safety. 81 interceptions

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Me: "daddy daddy daddy da-da da dad daddy daddy da da da da da daaaaadddyyyy"

Baby: "mama"

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@TwinsUniform Yes please!

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@TwinsUniform Love it!

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@TwinsUniform Bottom right twice.

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Trying to convince my wife the Return of the King should be our Valentine's Day themed film for the night because *literally* the entire thing is about a ring

[NAIA @NAIA]

W🏐

@JimmieAthletics wins!!!
Let the confetti fall!

#PlayNAIA #NAIAWVB #BattleForTheRedBanner #collegevolleyball

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Me 5 years ago thinking about how nice it will be when I'm married and feeling sick and my devoted wife cares for me

My wife today: "don't breathe on my stuff, ill-boy"

[Nick Olson @NickOlsonNFL]

That was absolutely miserable, I hate everyone, I'm never watching football again and I'll see you all on Sunday

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My daughter is taking so long to be born she's going straight from the womb to time-out.

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@AbbottElemABC Me, telling a story from when i was a kid...

1st grader: "Did that happen way back a long long time ago like in the olden days like before youtube?"

[Kayla Schmidt @thisissassycat]

North Dakota isn’t “flat” or “boring”. It’s open-concept.

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Jake Cave starting in LF isn't that bad of an idea @AndyOnTheAM

[Kyle Bailey @KyleBaileyClub]

What’s your worst sports take of all time? Like the dumbest thing you’ve ever said or predicted.

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@AaronGleeman The best Cuban sandwich I have ever had. Including the one I had in Cuba.

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@DakotaLee94 Disagree.

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Chicago continuing to lead the field in double doinks.

[Mike Petriello @mike_petriello]

(Look away, Chicago)

(Seriously, look elsewhere)

This is my favorite play in baseball history. I am going to watch it whenever I feel down.

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@AndyOnTheAM Maybe. I hope Kiriloff is a star. I just think he's unlikely to be a substantial upgrade over Cave/Rooker/Arraez for the next month. Will be happy to be proven wrong though.