JonathanCool346

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[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[EnviousChimera @ChimeraEnvy]

did this to a guy outside waffle house

[Die Rizzenschaftslehre @die_rizzen]

Communism: 1
Freedom: 0

[i think @kutaiuranium]

my infant son can’t do any Vape tricks yet and it’s pissing me off

[Luke♦️ @Tzar_the_II]

Can the British far right come up with a distinct and original party name?

Reform, restore, reclaim more like Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

RT IF YOU WANNA SEE RONALDO CRY

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

I don't tinkle— I piss. Hard.

[MAKAPATAG 👺☭ @makapatag]

america u must convince ur gen z that organizing and infiltrating bourgeois institutions is a roguelike

[bigsock @biggersocks]

how may is going to feel

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

why can’t my anthropology degree get me a job at waitrose

[ronald reagan fan @rreaganfan]

whenever my miis fall in love it feels like this

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

All it takes is becoming a sports fan to realize your capacity for hatred and anger

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

[rad (comms open) @kittyushankas]

born to play tomodachi life . Forced to go to college

[Magister Johannes Josephus @nassaujuan]

“A degree in medieval history won’t help you understand current events” they said