Jonathan C 🏃‍♂️✈️🇬🇧

[Spetsnaℤ 007 🇷🇺 @Alex_Oloyede2]

🇷🇺🇺🇦 Full list of students kiIIed by Ukrainian strikes on the Starobelsk college dormitory.

18 girls - 3 boys aged 18-22

Today, on the order of President Putin the Russian MoD carried out a series of strikes against the Kiev regime. The Oreshnik IRBM was also used.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal.

If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist.

If you believe the state should punish those with contrary views, you're a totalitarian.

If you believe political opponents should be punished with violence or death, you're a terrorist.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

For years, I thought I was reading the news.

I have never been more wrong.

I was reading carefully crafted, completely fictional stories.

They choose the heroes.
They scripted the villains.
..and I bought it.

Let me show you the playbook that tricked me for years... 🧵

[MatrixMysteries @MatrixMysteries]

Ever wonder why you can eat bread, pasta, and cheese every day in Europe — and still feel better than you do in America?

It’s not about eating less.
It’s about eating food that isn’t poisoned.

Here are 11 American foods banned in other countries:🧵

1. Bread (made with Azodicarbonamide)

[Neil Oliver @thecoastguy]

These are irrelevant means to an end. Don't blame pesticides for dead bugs. Don't blame poison gas for dead soldiers. Look to those that conjure them into being and set them loose.

[Aaron Maté @aaronjmate]

When he argued with Trump and JD Vance about diplomacy with Russia, Zelensky claimed that Putin broke a December 2019 agreement.

Here's former UK PM Boris Johnson now acknowledging that Zelensky's "basic problem" in implementing that deal was not Russia, but that "Ukrainian nationalists couldn't accept the compromise."

That compromise was Ukraine's implementation of the Minsk Accords, which would have granted limited autonomy to the breakaway Donbas provinces, and likely prevented a Russian invasion.

[SIMPLICIUS Ѱ @simpatico771]

"Most people there are of Russian heritage and are celebrating"

This is how the so-called "Russian invasion" of Crimea was reported before the Western media got their orders from Langley.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Did you know that we’re funding border security for multiple foreign countries totaling millions of your tax dollars thanks to grants that Biden authorized? Some of these haven’t expired yet and are still active.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Senator Joni Ernst details some of the insane spending from USAID:

- $2 million for Moroccan pottery classes
- $2 million promoting tourism to Lebanon
- $20 million for a Sesame Street show in Iraq
- Sending Ukranians to Paris Fashion Week
- $9 million to feed Syrians ended up in terrorist hands
- $1 million for risky research in Wuhan lab

[Jonathan C 🏃‍♂️✈️🇬🇧 @jonathanlcooper]

@witte_sergei @laterza_chris It's Tim Pool, right wing you tuber supports Trump big following

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Zelensky Gives Impassioned Plea For More U.S. Money While Wearing Fur Coat And Gold Chain https://t.co/Yn5pJpfiHe

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

What a fuckin racket war is.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Oh! The more you know

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

No more donations to @Wikipedia until they start being truthful

[Fernando Cao @thefernandocz]

In November 2023, Disney tried to destroy X (Twitter).

They pulled their ads and cost Elon $75M in revenue.

But instead of backing down...

Elon told their CEO to go f*** himself.

Here's the unbelievable story of how one decision cost Disney $200B:

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

“This is it, this is happening”
Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST)
Dates:
Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July
Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July
London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August
Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August
Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Vote For Six-Headed Zombie Hitler To Stop Seven-Headed Zombie Hitler

Jack: So have you given any thought to who you’re going to vote for in November?

Jill: Yeah, I’ve been thinking about it a lot actually. I think I’m gonna sit this one out, or maybe vote third party.

Jack: What?? Don’t you know democracy is on the line this election?? Jill, this is the most important election of our lifetimes!

Jill: Jack they say that every election.

Jack: But this time it’s true, Jill! Seven-Headed Zombie Hitler wants to commit genocide and take over the world!

Jill: So does his opponent, Six-Headed Zombie Hitler.

Jack: Look, I’m not saying Six-Headed Zombie Hitler is perfect, but come on! He’s obviously WAY better than Seven-Headed Zombie Hitler! Sometimes you just have to vote for the lesser evil.

Jill: It’s not even clear to me that Six-Headed Zombie Hitler is meaningfully more evil than Seven-Headed Zombie Hitler, Jack! I mean, Six-Headed Zombie Hitler is really, really evil! What about all that genocide and imperialism he’s been supporting?

Jack: Okay but do you want all that genocide and imperialism to be perpetrated by a Zombie Hitler with even more heads? Just imagine how much worse it could get with that extra Zombie Hitler head added into the mix!

Jill: But Jack, doesn’t it feel kind of silly to even be debating this stuff anymore? At some point don’t we have to stop acting like the election results are the problem, when the real problem is clearly a system that’s so corrupt and undemocratic that it now forces us to choose between being ruled by undead Nazi hydra monsters with six heads or seven heads?

Jack: Jill, now’s not the time. Let’s just focus on getting Six-Headed Zombie Hitler into office, and then we can pressure him from the left to enact the policies we want! We can have our little revolution after we’ve stopped Seven-Headed Zombie Hitler.

Jill: That’s what you say now, but next election cycle they’ll roll out another Zombie Hitler with even more heads and you’ll be saying the same thing.

Jack: There’s a Zombie Hitler with even more than seven heads?? Gosh, Seven-Headed Zombie Hitler doesn’t look so bad anymore!

Jill: See that’s exactly what I’m talking about! This keeps happening! We keep finding ourselves in situations where we have to keep voting for a “lesser evil” who’s more and more evil each election cycle. When I was younger they told us we had to choose the least bad of two corrupt warmongering oligarch puppets who want America to rule the world, then at some point they started telling us we have to choose between two candidates who both literally support genocide, and now we’re seeing presidential races where it’s just a bunch of mad scientists creating Zombie Hitler monsters with more and more heads!

Jack: But Jill—

Jill: Where is the line, Jack?? Where is the line of evil you won’t cross beyond? At what point do you stop supporting evil monsters to defeat other slightly more evil-looking monsters? At what point do you say “Nope, that’s too much evil for me, it’s the system itself that needs to be defeated”?

Jack: I’d definitely never go higher than twelve heads.

Jill: Gah!

[Richard @ricwe123]

Piers Morgan being educated by Jeffrey Sachs.....

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Biden Disappointed After Huge Scoop Of Vanilla Ice Cream Turns Out To Be Pope Francis https://t.co/eTNGEe0MHx