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[宁宁 @jonathanleigh_]

as soon as tuesday rolls round

[Ans @a_dot02]

PlayStation employees rn:

[宁宁 @jonathanleigh_]

@tonygiorgiotony @Aviationmc_ It tried to land but they closed the runway as the aircraft in front had a bird strike. Takes time to
switch runways so they diverted to Liverpool as they didn’t have enough fuel to consider a delay.

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@Tim_the_Pilot

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@airlinerslive A not so good day in the office

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@DHLParcelUK Hi, my parcel wasn’t collected today, please check your DMs

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@HMRCcustomers Yes

[宁宁 @jonathanleigh_]

@HMRCcustomers I have tried calling to get my tax corrected for the last 3 days but every time I call (multiple times through the day), I can never get through as the lines are too busy. How am I supposed to pay the right amount of tax when you can’t be contacted?

[宁宁 @jonathanleigh_]

@HMRCcustomers I have tried calling 4 times today and not once have I got through. Can HMRC not call me? I owe you money.

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@HMRCcustomers Yes

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@HMRCcustomers Yes

[宁宁 @jonathanleigh_]

@HMRCcustomers I was paid by my old employer today and my new employer yesterday. My total income on the my HMRC app is also wrong as it shows my total salary for the full year with my new employer, not the 9 months until the end of the financial year.

[宁宁 @jonathanleigh_]

@HMRCcustomers My tax code is 1370L on both payslips, I received my final payslip from my previous employer with -£317 tax and my new employer of £476. This means I only paid around £159 tax which is no where near enough. I think I underpaid last month too (I’m on PAYE)

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

So sweet. A lady on the 22:40 to Alicante has just had such a surprise. She sat down and her son walked out the cockpit, in full pilot’s uniform. To say she was shocked was an understatement. Mainly because he’s a bricklayer. Anyway, severe delays while the police arrest him.

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

Our new Police trainee has just stopped someone he clocked at 180mph by using a stinger to burst the tyres. Apologies to all those on board the 15:05 to Alicante. Runway open again soon.

[宁宁 @jonathanleigh_]

@STN_Airport I would but the queues are too long that if I did, I’d miss my report time. You need another water dispenser in the terminal.

[宁宁 @jonathanleigh_]

@STN_Airport please fix your water machine next to pret, thanks

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@yagretbigwazak Wordle 230 4/6*

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I was being teased

[Hells Bells @LadyMontyA350]

Hey @grantshapps Why don’t you take a leaf out of @emirates book. PCR test with immediate result before people leave the airport FOR FREE. That way you can test and we don’t all have ridiculous prices to pay.

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

Fact: The reason Airport jet bridges extend using hydraulics, is because if they didn’t, passengers would drop 20 feet onto hard concrete when boarding a plane.

[宁宁 @jonathanleigh_]

@alistair4sythh fuming