Jonathan Reay

Most displeased

[Vintage Football Shirts @VFshirts]

Genoa x The Undertaker

The Undertaker has launched Genoa’s new third kit

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

"gunshots in his vicinity"

[Jonathan Reay @jonathanreay]

@_Half_A_Person Fucking hell man 😂😂

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

They're not beating the weirdness allegations (believe it or not, this is a real ad running on Newsmax)

[Jonathan Reay @jonathanreay]

@fun88eng Isak 0-2

[Jonathan Reay @jonathanreay]

@AckerooBanzai His ear looks well though all things considered

[Jonathan Reay @jonathanreay]

@TFTimeMachine Fuck sake

[Jonathan Reay @jonathanreay]

@TFTimeMachine massive timbrelll vibes here

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

So an interesting event here. I have been informed by one of my staff we have two men with metal detectors systematically working their way across one of our fields. I'm off to see what's happening.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

“And as I’ll show you now, Mosquera goes for the gooch… just… THERE”

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Away games just got better 😮‍💨🚂

Introducing our 2024/25 Newcastle United away kit!

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

Superlative.

[Phil Delves @phildelves]

👕 *GIVEAWAY* 👕

It's been ages since we ran a @phildelves x @futfanatics giveaway, but as soon as I saw the new Bangu away shirt I knew we had to do something! 🤍❤️

To win one of these brilliant shirts simply:

1. RT and like this post
2. Follow @futfanatics and @phildelves

[King of the Kop @SuperLpoolFan]

'Where's your Dad?'

'He's been out all day making up poems about an ex employee of a football club'

'So he's not re-grouted the bathroom tiles like I asked then?'

[Jonathan Reay @jonathanreay]

@Jimllpaintit @DVLAgovuk You will have to send it via the Prussian consulate in Siam by aero mail

[Jonathan Reay @jonathanreay]

@JackD2112 @DelaneyMan This is brilliant.

[Jonathan Reay @jonathanreay]

@AckerooBanzai That the dude off deep space nine?

[Four Finger Discount @fourfingerpod]

"Lenny's Eye" is one of the most underrated Simpsons running gags.

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

Fuck the Tories! Register to Vote and Slay the next election

[BIG BAD SPRAY (MR RTM) #WhyMinister @Young_Spray]

MOOMI SAID “CHOKE HIM, GIVE HIM AH CHOKE” THEN STARTED BUSSING UP LAUGHING… BAD PEOPLE!🤣🤣🤣

[Dave Ahluwalia @dave_ahl1]

Casemiro vs Crystal Palace highlights