Jonathan Wacey 🇺🇦

Grimsby Town season ticket holder. Jonathan to family and friends and Daddy to my boy Archie. 87/92.

[Jonathan Wacey 🇺🇦 @jonathanwacey]

@LittleBallOPurr There was a birth of a Joshua Kerry registered in Rotherham in 1995. And another two Joshua Kerry births registered in nearby Doncaster in 1992 & 1993. Given that the suspect is believed to be 28, it would appear that there are least 2 in Rotherham and maybe more.

[Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP]

I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.

It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.

But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.

[Jon Brady @_jonbrady]

BBC: "have you ever been to Clacton?"

@CountBinface: "no, because I understand from the current incumbent that is part of how you do the job."

politics is BACK, baby

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Meanwhile, on GB News, they're saying that if Count Binface wins, it's somehow a win for Nigel Farage, and they're calling it "incredibly clever."

This is the level of analysis people are tuning in for.

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

People versus the establishment?
Are you kidding?
Nigel Farage is the son of a stockbroker who went to Dulwich College and then follows his dad into the city, gets gifted millions, promotes crypto and gold bullion, been in politics for decades - he IS the establishment

[Jonathan Wacey 🇺🇦 @jonathanwacey]

@nc1878 @mattdannatt Not allowed under election law. As your grifter in chief well knows.

[Jonathan Wacey 🇺🇦 @jonathanwacey]

@SerMM91 2. Africa… In the entire history of the WC only once has an African team won a knock-out match in 90 mins (Morocco v Portugal in 2022).

[Jonathan Wacey 🇺🇦 @jonathanwacey]

@keizel1985 @mattdannatt Who do Mexico play in competitive games at the Azteca?

[Jonathan Wacey 🇺🇦 @jonathanwacey]

@Joshua_Newman It would be like America starting a war and winning it.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Back in my day, Brazil used to be this mythical group of amazing players you'd never seen before until the World Cup. These days, it's lads from Brentford, Bournemouth, Newcastle.

[Jonathan Wacey 🇺🇦 @jonathanwacey]

@Gittensfan I can’t, because Rooney was so much better than that so he wouldn’t need to take an extra touch before scoring.

[Jonathan Wacey 🇺🇦 @jonathanwacey]

@just_sheva_twit @luket63 @ClimbingCoachX @RedFoxGME 3 points and minus 2 goal difference will probably be enough.

[Jonathan Wacey 🇺🇦 @jonathanwacey]

@odysseus02 @bankertobuilder The traffic light was a British invention.

[Jonathan Wacey 🇺🇦 @jonathanwacey]

@LeonaraLondon @CarverEmily @doowley Yeah, but Keir Starmer hasn’t just crashed the economy and cost millions of people in this country a fortune like Truss did.

[Jonathan Wacey 🇺🇦 @jonathanwacey]

Satire is officially dead!

[BBC Breakfast @BBCBreakfast]

'We had Reform voters saying I'm so determined to get Starmer out I'm going to vote Burnham to ensure that result'

Richard Tice, deputy leader of Reform UK, spoke to #BBCBreakfast after the party came second in the Makerfield by-election, losing to Labour's Andy Burnham

https://t.co/FyaPGtYcH8

[Jonathan Wacey 🇺🇦 @jonathanwacey]

@TweeterCalcio I appreciate you probably didn’t bother watching the World Cups in 2018 or 2022, but we just spanked the team that came 2nd & 3rd.
I guess you probably think Croatia aren’t a top European side like North Macedonia or Bosnia & Herzegovina?
Anyway, maybe see you in 2030?
#unlikely

[Jonathan Wacey 🇺🇦 @jonathanwacey]

@oluwalonipeter @nocontextfm1 The stat is teams they “beat”. Not teams they played.

[Jonathan Wacey 🇺🇦 @jonathanwacey]

@SBu86989854 Our contract is with Kitlocker and they no longer have the Umbro license for UK & Europe (Castore now own the rights to Umbro in Europe). Kitlocker have started using the Lotto brand instead. The kits have been designed with the same people and produced in the same factory.

[Thanos Angelopoulos @Th_Angelopoulos]

Spare us the civilisational lectures, you charlatan.

Atatiana Jefferson, 2019. Shot dead through her bedroom window during a welfare check. Playing video games with her eight-year-old nephew. The officer never identified himself.

Botham Jean, 2018. Shot dead eating ice cream in his own apartment by an off-duty officer who "thought it was her apartment".

John Albers, 2018. Seventeen years old. His friends called police because he was suicidal. Officers killed him during the welfare check.

Parkland, 2018. Seventeen children and staff massacred in their school. The armed officer paid to protect them? Hid outside.

Shajarah Tayyebeh Elementary School, Minab, February 2026. At least 175 dead, most of them girls aged 7 to 12. NYT analysis and US military investigators believe American forces struck the school. Trump blamed Iran without evidence. US Senators are still waiting for answers.

In 2025, American police killed 1,201 people. 98 unarmed. 233 school shootings at K-12 schools. American children do active shooter drills in primary school. American families are afraid to call for welfare checks because officers shoot the people they're sent to help.

Henry Nowak's father said: "We do not want Henry's murder to be used to create further hatred, division or tension". You used it anyway, to lecture a country 3,000 miles away while your administration bombs schoolgirls and your officers shoot people through bedroom windows.

The UK's government has plenty to answer for. But we don't take civilisational lectures from those who run a country that can't keep its children alive in their own classrooms and in their own homes and bomb children in far away lands, you pathetic charlatan.

[Jonathan Wacey 🇺🇦 @jonathanwacey]

@BlakeR2025 @KieranMaguire I'm sure FIFA will make sure the huge gaps in the stands won't be shown on TV, but there will be independent photographers at every game showing us the reality. How come your hotel industry is reporting terrible booking numbers if there has been unprecedented demand?