Jonathan Bernard

Running store owner & running shoe nerd. Strict diet of salty snacks, muffins, and cereal

[Jonathan Bernard @jonathanwbernar]

@TVietor08 @turek4iowa First like! Loved your conversation with Josh on the Pod. Excited to see how it plays out!

[Jonathan Bernard @jonathanwbernar]

@Timodc 'while at a wedding'.... you mean the wedding of the century/hottest ticket in town if you are a crooked/bulwark crossover listener?? Please explain the clowns to us on Monday

[Jonathan Bernard @jonathanwbernar]

@StephenM You are a soulless ghoul who is trying to ruin our nation. Shut the fuck up

[Jonathan Bernard @jonathanwbernar]

Happy to provide new shoes for everyone on the team from @gwenphillips6 home town running store https://t.co/BoMBoVA4vM

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.

[Jonathan Bernard @jonathanwbernar]

@elonmusk For a genius you sure are a dumbass. All that money and you refuse to do anything good on the planet that actually needs help

[Jonathan Bernard @jonathanwbernar]

@Timodc They are all such heartless ghouls and grifters

[Jonathan Bernard @jonathanwbernar]

@RepMikeCollins Wait is this not satire?? If not you might be the dumbest person on Twitter

[Jonathan Bernard @jonathanwbernar]

@minchoi Who tf would want any of this

[Jonathan Bernard @jonathanwbernar]

@gothburz My wife and I own a small retail shop. Today the finance dep't (wife) said we need to find a new direction in '26, otherwise the journey ends - no journey, no destination

Thanks to your post, instead I will buy lots of sticky notes and become agile so I can solve all problems

[Jonathan Bernard @jonathanwbernar]

@superkeara Oh no.. Find the town's only snow plow operator! But be careful - he is going to give you life advice while he tries to get the road to the airport plowed - not for anyone else, but only so you can get to the airport to get back to the big city for the merger!

[Jonathan Bernard @jonathanwbernar]

@aronberg @jonfavs WTF? What an absolutely insane take. I do like your basset hound though

[Jonathan Bernard @jonathanwbernar]

@barstoolsports Why is everything he does just the weirdest version of it. God I hate that we have to see this shit

[Jonathan Bernard @jonathanwbernar]

@ABC @ABCWorldNews How about highlighting single-door mom and pop shops that are doing everything they can to keep their doors open in small towns to provide something to their community that big box stores can't -- regardless of where the products are made?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

[Jonathan Bernard @jonathanwbernar]

@danpfeiffer I don't live in NYC, but Zohran's campaign reminds me of 07-8 when I volunteered for Obama. I'll never forget being at the election party in DT Seattle when Obama won - I haven't felt that same excitement, joy, patriotism, and hope until I started following Mamdani. This is now!

[Jonathan Bernard @jonathanwbernar]

@RonDeSantis How do you not hate yourself for being this dumb and wrong all the time?

[Jonathan Bernard @jonathanwbernar]

@jonfavs Mind blowing series - truly the best of baseball

[Jonathan Bernard @jonathanwbernar]

Lifelong @Reds fan and secondary @Mariners fan who jumped on the @BlueJays bandwagon after the Reds and M's were eliminated. Heartbreaking loss for Canada, but one of the best World Series I've watched. Elbows up.
Plus: Canada is a much better governed country right now!

[Jonathan Bernard @jonathanwbernar]

@Jim_Jordan If our court system works so well, why aren't you in jail for your time at OSU?

[Jonathan Bernard @jonathanwbernar]

@AMAZlNGNATURE is that @kilianj ??