Jonathan

Software QA🎚️ In a Toxic relationship with Manchester United 🔴

[JodyAlexanderGK @jodyalexander81]

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[Jonathan @jonathaynn]

@DHKRULLAH I’m all for the gbasgbos but just like her humiliation tour took a wrong turn, she might just overdo this everyday insults in parliament and they will call her out for it.

Her problem is always proportions

[Jonathan @jonathaynn]

@Biyo_lar I’m not jumping in that bandwagon because he played well in national level for the World Cup. He plays in the league, we saw him every week.
For £50m? Thats not a deal that looks good

[Jonathan @jonathaynn]

Now I wish they made the champions league

Need a reason to play against him and ridicule that system

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚫️ Rúben Amorim, a strong candidate to become new AC Milan manager as revealed.

The Portuguese manager is keen on the job and opened doors to AC Milan conditions.

Same for Matthias Jaissle but Al Ahli would ask for financial compensation.

🎥🇮🇹 https://t.co/ApSDiIn4lJ

[Jonathan @jonathaynn]

It’s always about race/religion, it tiring icl

[J @BigJamzLdn]

A Sikh guy kills a white boy and white officers ignore his dying calls but somehow this has become about Muslims and black people.

What a country

[Jonathan @jonathaynn]

@jayhemz Make I no talk pass this one😂

[Jonathan @jonathaynn]

@MzHorlabc11 @Ademola_Odumesi Congrats Asabi 😍❤️

Ws in the chatttttt

[Jonathan @jonathaynn]

@DHKRULLAH @xxbisolaxx @IamOlajideAwe @owo1402 @joeofarimathea1 @RidwanAAdedapo @Justice_Israell @rvjtrading @djabertawe @VIPNwosu @Emma_izzy She’s right about the raised concern, if they can put a false narrative about intl students getting student loans then they will do way worse having majority votes in this local election. The narratives they will spin with this will be mind boggling

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

You think I'm happy living abroad?

I have a family I grew up with, whom I love with all of my heart - and the reality keeps dawning on me, on how many times I will see them before I one day turn 60.

People I saw daily, or once a month - I haven't seen in years, and would realistically only see once a year, going forward.

You think I'm happy?

That one day, I might end up having children and my siblings might not have the relationship with them - the relationship I had with my uncles, in my formative years? I remember clearly how they would take us to MrBiggs every Sunday - I am currently reliving the flavour from that meatpie.

How we would go to the family house in Ikeja, every year for Eid. The grandchildren uniforms, the snacks while watching your uncles slaughter rams.

You think I'm happy that I might one day lead a family of children who might not know their version of that?

WTF will I be doing in another man's land, if I did everything they asked me to do from childhood (face your studies, be exceptional, stay away from crime, be hardworking) and opportunities lined up for me to be the best I could, in my motherland? WTF will I be doing here?

Why will I condescend myself to living in a clime where I have to mentally switch from sun burning weather to teeth clenching winter - when I came from a land where I never needed gloves? You think I'm happy?

If I could do honest work, be on my way home and not have to bother about the risk of getting shot by the people meant to protect me, because I have some lines of tattoos on my body - you think I would leave?

If I could trust a justice system to defend me, ensure my rights even though I am a nobody - have trustworthy institutions banking on the highest standards, not have to worry about the bread I eat, the fake drinks from the club or streets, the fake drugs - you think I would leave?

Don't get me wrong. I am grateful for the opportunities this clime has given me, to test my limits - to be everything I thought I could be. But all of these, in replacement for the soul I grew up with?

You know the satisfaction that settled within me when I could wake up on a Saturday morning, stroll to the Iya wanke's place - relish an entire plate, or some ewa agonyin while watching children battle it out, in a 5 v 5 across the streets.

That communal living that relished my soul, is now replaced with silent streets and finely divided sealed terraces.

You walk through the city centres in the evenings - you see friends having an aperitif (they do so every evening), you see grandfathers meeting up with their children, you see entire families with extended families living across the streets, first cousins are even able to use the same gym and you remember what that looked like for you back home?

You think of all your friends scattered across continents, some you might never get to hug again.

For a lot of diasporans, you don't want Nigeria to work more than us. A lot of us want to come home, but what is home? Where is home? When will home feel like home?

I hope to continue living life without lack, in comfort, with accomplished dreams - but I want to do so, with soul. When I die one day, I want to do so - with soul.

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Snatch that #7 from Mount and pull every financial lever possible to get Mbappe to Manchester United. We’re gonna have the two best players in the world. Him X Bruno Fernandes

[Jonathan @jonathaynn]

Liam mayteee

[OB @CFC_OBED]

Eddie Howe is staying at Newcastle
Iraola is heading to Manchester United
Marco Silva isn’t good enough
Fabregas wants to continue at como
Enzo maresca going to Mancity

So who is coming to Chelsea ?

[Chocolate💋 @favoritel8dy]

A while ago I told a lady that I don’t wanna date until I accomplish a few more things and she told me to look around. I didn’t get it until just now

[Jonathan @jonathaynn]

@JajaPhD Abi because it’s month end?

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

ASSIST NO 19 🔥

[Jonathan @jonathaynn]

Klay Olaniyi Thompson

See what you caused 😓

[Jonathan @jonathaynn]

Both the people arguing for and against it are giving reasons that only a horny 20yo should mention.

Because wth has free knacks got to do with it?

[Bambi🍒 @The_HauteNurse]

You people are too immature (childish) for this cohabitation conversation.

[Jonathan @jonathaynn]

@FeneAustin So this thing like this was 10k abi 15k😂

[Jonathan @jonathaynn]

This Mcgeady spin is shocking, I thought she said she only hang with people that pop bottles in the club 🤣

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

“Somebody that works hard for their money is not going to be popping bottles in the club.”

— Madame Joyce