Jonathan

Politically Curious, Braves-UGA-Falcons in that order. 4.96 Uber Rating.

[Devan Costa @DevanCosta]

Thankfully Jeffrey Epstein never made any racist jokes the night he had dinner with Chelsea Handler

[Chipper Jones @RealCJ10]

Haven’t posted on social in quite some time but can’t stay quiet in this time of loss. I’m struggling to tell all what Bobby Cox meant to me and so many others in Braves Country.
He was the leader of men and a second father to so many Atlanta Braves thru the yrs. I’m so sad today, but as I sit here watching my two youngest boys play in their championship games on the day he passed, I can’t help but shout the same things he did from the corner of the dugout. ‘Come on kid, u got this!’
We are gonna miss him so much, but his legacy is forever cemented with the success of this franchise for the last 35+ yrs. He started it as GM, continued as manager, and passing the torch to others, the Atlanta Braves will continue to be force that Bobby Cox always wanted us to be. We love you Skipper. You were our rock. I love you more than words can express.
My boys won both of their games…..Bobby had a hand, I have no doubt!

[halfwheel @halfwheel]

PCA 2026: Meier & Dutch #cigars https://t.co/3mXbiC4Puv

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me explain what just happened 👇

5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.

5 minutes…

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.

Someone in that room picked up a phone.
And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it.

This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.

This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight.

You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question.

Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that.

The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

[Murray 🇺🇸 @Rothbard1776]

Tough camera angle.

[BillShanks @BillShanks]

Want a great baseball call on a great play?

Heretis.

@jeffdantzlertv and @djohnstonuga are the best!

[Jonathan @jonatuga]

@AlTheBoss03 Chipper

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: New startup "RentAHuman" allows AI agents to rent humans to perform tasks they cannot physically perform themselves.

[L3 Tweet Engineer @MegaBasedChad]

Gavin Newsom looks like the president in a movie where the main character is a dog

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

INTERVIEWER (reading resume): Uh, under "Skills" here you have "Knew who Mrs. Doubtfire was right away."

ME: It was Robin Williams. It was their dad.

INTERVIEWER (whispering to colleague): This is our guy.

[Turner Novak 🍌🧢 @TurnerNovak]

People hate daylight savings because you lose an hour. I see it as one hour closer to reporting Q1 results for the shareholders.

[Jonathan @jonatuga]

After spending an hour at Verizon replacing a phone, I’m ready for the AI overlords to take over.

[kelsey sutton @kelseytsutton]

see yall next szn

[Josh Brown @RhubarbBrown]

Mr President if you can hear me, the Dodgers are days away from getting a nuclear weapon.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Win SEC championships

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Jonathan @jonatuga]

@makecalgreat @DschlopesIsBack It’s like a Zac brown band song

[The Epstein Files @TheEpsteinFiles]

Pam Bondi with quite the auto tune hit.

The internet stays undefeated.

Credit: _zack_jacobsen on instagram.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Arizona Cardinals just hired Cristiano Ronaldo’s statue as their next head coach