Jon Ayres

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[Jon Ayres @jonayres27]

Does everyone just miss straight balls in Test cricket these days?

[Jon Ayres @jonayres27]

No interest in watching England in Test cricket until that clown McCullum is long gone. How he is still in charge is quite incredible. Absolutely hapless

[Jon Ayres @jonayres27]

2026 has been a horrendous year to date personally, with nothing seeming to go right. Insomnia biting back feels even more painful tonight, when I’m just desperate for a good night’s sleep and drift into a place where I don’t have to think about reality😴

[Michael Cox @Zonal_Marking]

Of course, pastimes have always declined throughout history. The question is whether rugby union will eventually be outlawed (like bear-baiting and cockfighting) or whether it will simply decline in popularity and become a funny relic (like Morris dancing or stamp collecting).

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Definitely the bleakest day of the year so far.

[Jon Ayres @jonayres27]

I’ve said it for a while, and it gets masked by those around him, but William Saliba is not a top level centre half

[Jon Ayres @jonayres27]

Newcastle are a very tough watch these days

[Jon Ayres @jonayres27]

@jonoblain He’ll be gone within 2hrs my guess

[Jon Ayres @jonayres27]

Those FA Cup times - Brighton at Liverpool on a Saturday night, Ipswich at Wrexham and Chelsea at Hull on a Friday night, Wigan at Arsenal late on a Sunday and Brentford at Macclesfield on a Monday night! A complete farce for the paying spectator

[Jon Ayres @jonayres27]

Insomnia. Great song, crap thing to have in reality 😴😴😴😴

[Jon Ayres @jonayres27]

If you’re a goalkeeper that can’t deal with a cross in the SIX yard box, then quite frankly, find a different vocation, because frankly, you’re a waste a space at that role. The modern goalkeeper is such a feeble being

[Jon Ayres @jonayres27]

This is some pretty pathetic Test match cricket in all honesty

[Jon Ayres @jonayres27]

Modern cricketers are so fucking fragile

[Jon Ayres @jonayres27]

Arne Slot’s comments about Mickey van de Ven’s challenge on Isak are an absolute disgrace and if no one else will say it, I will. The bloke is a cunt

[Jon Ayres @jonayres27]

Media are coming for you Brendon and Benjamin. Your arrogance has caught up with you, get your tin hats on and admit your mistakes

[Jon Ayres @jonayres27]

I think the England Cricket Test side has overtaken the All Blacks as the most dislikable sports side in the world

[Jon Ayres @jonayres27]

ENTERTAINMENT

[Jon Ayres @jonayres27]

Horseshit of a decision by VAR. You simply can’t give a penalty for that - utter twats in charge of the game, a total disgrace

[Jon Ayres @jonayres27]

I’ve seen some badly managed F1 races before but this has been absolutely horrendous by McLaren

[Jon Ayres @jonayres27]

Totally bizarre strategy choice by McLaren, praying for another Safety Car here