JohnnyB

[JohnnyB @jonbeerhalter]

@DZangaroNBCS We’ve moved into “I’m not setting my weekend schedule around the Eagles game” territory. If my schedule works out, great.

Was going to bail on a brunch with my wife and her friends next Sunday, not worth burning the marriage good will for this team.

[JohnnyB @jonbeerhalter]

@DavidSacks Nobody prostrates themselves for facists like rich white men

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@RachelBitecofer It’s going to be the weirdest primary in history

[JohnnyB @jonbeerhalter]

@mattvanswol What a shitty dad. Couldn’t be bothered to ask for help so doesn’t get his son the legos he promised.

But did have the time for a screed on Twitter.

[JohnnyB @jonbeerhalter]

@PPRFantasyTips I have many issues with AI, but the end of the world might be worth it for this

[JohnnyB @jonbeerhalter]

No, it’s down 300%. We get to use Trump math on this one

[David L. Bahnsen @DavidBahnsen]

So instead of down 85% it’s now “only” down 65%. Ok.

[JohnnyB @jonbeerhalter]

Emily’s brand new @Lexus bricked itself again. That car has been all problems. That’ll be the last one we own.

[JohnnyB @jonbeerhalter]

I know this isn’t the point of the 4k football feed, but the lack of commercials is nice

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@PranavDixit @Muse @LibbyApp Yeah. More parts of the world that will involve fighting and competing for scarce resources where that didn’t happen before.

I welcome our new dystopia.

[JohnnyB @jonbeerhalter]

@RepJackKimble Do I get a shoe phone?

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@RockDocDoug @Vadergroyper @Viscountpost Yup. So many of these arguments against foreigners sound like a Bill the Butcher speech

[JohnnyB @jonbeerhalter]

@Vadergroyper @Viscountpost What does “built and made the institutions” even mean? What kind of nonsense is that? Are the J6ers in that group? Cause I’d like to make some trades of J6ers for the top kids from IIT.

[JohnnyB @jonbeerhalter]

@EmmanuelAcho @speakeasytlkshw I’ll always remember 2024 LD and his famous “I choose violence” speech. Guy is an absolute warrior, but it’s time to move on.

[JohnnyB @jonbeerhalter]

@Mixed_Yolks @MichaelDell It’s so funny to see facists like Nick here who cheer on Socialism with the left hand and denounce it with the right.

[JohnnyB @jonbeerhalter]

@RichardHanania Your kids can’t get into Texas because they turned it into an Ivy League school. ESPECIALLY for engineering and computer science.

[JohnnyB @jonbeerhalter]

@SeanTrende @JonahDispatch The interesting thing is, the door swings both ways. The polls will be off, but they’ll almost certainly be highly correlated. Dems doing 2 points better than the polls becomes a wipeout.

[JohnnyB @jonbeerhalter]

Hot take on @UMichFootball vs @WMU_Football football, the real story is the fans rushing the field after a “big” win. If the shoe were on the other foot @stoolpresidente would lose his mind.

FWIW, I think the Broncos were jobbed