Bze

I’m a repeat Favstar trophy winner!

[Bze @jonbze]

In the parking lot, chugging some Coke Zero to prepare myself for this grocery trip…

[Bze @jonbze]

Looking for that special lady that doesn’t point out every time I’m on the toilet that I’m on the toilet again

[Bze @jonbze]

Is there a market for hairy tit pics?

[Bze @jonbze]

Men will like the tweets of beautiful women instead of going to therapy…

[Bze @jonbze]

I love your content, Mr. guy, but this is a miss. No one looks as fly as this little guy.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts

[Bze @jonbze]

I’ve perfected my sleep to the point where, if I’m uncomfortable, I adjust and I’m still uncomfortable…

[Bze @jonbze]

This dweeb

[Bze @jonbze]

Pushing my head further up my ass, hbu?

[진아 @EdgarPoop1]

Keep your Snickers. I don't want to be myself.

[Bze @jonbze]

Looking for someone to share the responsibility of calculating the tip.

[Bze @jonbze]

When did they start filming Contagion 2?!

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Hantavirus “Patient Zero” has been identified as Leo Schilperoord, a 70-year-old Dutch ornithologist who visited a landfill in Argentina, containing rodents potentially carrying the Andes virus strain

[swinky @swinkying]

bro eat ur pussy before it gets cold

[Kristen @Kica333]

I wish I could have back all those naps I refused to take as a child.

[Bze @jonbze]

@caitlin_mmm Jonathan is the proper spelling

[Bze @jonbze]

You are at the end of the lot, fuck your back in and pull through dumbass

[Bze @jonbze]

I have to turn off my crush’s notifications and mute them so my heart doesn’t crush under the crushing weight of crushdom

[Bze @jonbze]

Speaking of assholes, my asshole dog eats shit he shouldn’t and gets it stuck halfway in his ass and then looks up at me like it’s my job, not today asshole

[Bze @jonbze]

Does buffalo chicken dip cause everyone’s ass to burn or just white people? Asking for white people (me)

[Bze @jonbze]

Careful larping nerds on the TL today

[Bze @jonbze]

Never meet your crushes…