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[JL @joncantdance]

@westhamfootball You even get bullied on your own podcast. Weirdest energy when even your friends find you embarrassing. Living for all the negative interactions as a mouth-piece for whatever your elderly friend turns out to be, is an odd way to live your life. You must reflect on that, no?

[JL @joncantdance]

@westhamfootball Give it a rest. Why would you want to seed this out from an old man so close to the gutter? Given all the context, why still interact with him? What’s in it for you and why do you enjoy being that platform for him, despite everything? It’s really weird/gross tbh, Sean.

[JL @joncantdance]

@RoshaneSport Will you be covering West Ham in the championship?

[JL @joncantdance]

@WestHam_Central Jesus man, enough. Club needs a rebuild and so do you. Go dark on twitter and come back in August.

[JL @joncantdance]

@nicknacks69 @musicwins1 That was Keane not Mumford and Sons.

[JL @joncantdance]

@IpswichTown Nobody else has had him in to their club. What does that say to you? Good decision?

[JL @joncantdance]

@IpswichTown What a shameful decision this was. Am sure you regret it. I look forward to seeing the other party leaders being shown around the club in due course. A poorly worded statement by a club completely out of their depth in this situation. Your comms team needs training quickly..

[JL @joncantdance]

@WestHam_Central He should have been at rush green commanding his penalty area with Todibo muscling him into the net, right? What would you hope he’s doing? Why is the colour of his cardigan of interest to you? Man, you’ve spent your entire ‘adult’ life on Twitter. Make something of your life

[JL @joncantdance]

@HustleBitch_ lol. This account is amazing. OR IS IT? Look very closely. What do you see? I’ve already said too much.

[JL @joncantdance]

@ttGabrielSN @westhamfootball @WestHam We don’t want him! We just want more of your £££

[JL @joncantdance]

@westhamfootball Concerns by some that little Dave is on borrowed time

[JL @joncantdance]

@GoldenPalaceWW @WestHam_Central @ExWHUEmployee Fucks sake.. tap out of this one I reckon, Clive.

[JL @joncantdance]

@CanningTownLen @westhamfootball On the bench for Fulham today, so is just nonsense anyway

[JL @joncantdance]

@WestHam_Central @westhamfootball The old boy probably shouldn’t worry too much about the modern game. He’s had his go.

[JL @joncantdance]

@WHUFC_News And would still be making a better contribution to life than you, “West Ham News”. As it is, he plays football professionally and you just tweet about it. Good effort.

[JL @joncantdance]

@WestHam_Central Sure. When does this start exactly?

[JL @joncantdance]

@DaveWalkerWHU We are dreaming if we think Jarrod will hang around when we go down.

[JL @joncantdance]

@WestHamViews_ And gives another club a few weeks to snag Nuno ahead of us too. The idea that Everton is some sort of nailed on 0 points no matter who’s in charge, whereas at Brentford we have a chance, is fanciful at best. Absolutely despair if it’s Dyche or Bilic (who nobody else wants)

[JL @joncantdance]

@WestHam_Central @alex_crook Ffs. A man with zero managerial “success” in years and years. Sounds about right

[JL @joncantdance]

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W A nod to Daniel Mann last night, following up his mention of Brentford’s Milambo with a ‘still getting up to speed’. Sounded like he was chuckling at nothing in particular soon after saying it too - although perhaps I was just listening for it.