~JON

Not Matt Harris. “Generally Clever Person” -@yrechtman Opinions/poop jokes my own or liberally borrowed and do not reflect my employers'

[~JON @joncoffey]

Taylor swift as neobank debit cards, a thread

[~JON @joncoffey]

Cuomo does not get enough hate for doing this to our city

[isabelle 🪐 @isabelleboemeke]

Braindead activists cheered the shut down of Indian Point, a nuclear plant that supplied 25% of NYC’s electricity.

Five years later the state still hasn’t been able to recover, and now residents are asked to ration electricity.

[Matt Janiga @regulatorynerd]

The is silly and misses how great America is at 250. We have several private companies launching humans into space. Fable is GA. We are curing diseases. More people than ever have batteries in their car, solar at their house. I am typing this and you are likely reading this from a super computer we hold in our hands that was designed by a U.S. company. The U.S. is good at soccer.

We are not a perfect nation. But we are a great nation. Zoom in too closely to any one part and you’ll miss it.

[lana schwartz @_lanabelle]

abbi lived in astoria and ilana lived in gowanus

[~JON @joncoffey]

nature is healing

but also a clear indication that the ticket cost is nowhere near enough (it's cheaper to pay the fines 4x a month than to pay for an off-street spot, and many people decide that's a good trade)

[NYC Bike Lanes @NYCBikeLanes]

Sticker shaming is back!

https://t.co/8FJb62qMOO

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Queer Eye’ star Karamo Brown and Jussie Smollett are dating, @TMZ reports.

[@cronair @ghostofcronair]

I’m gonna start saying this anytime I see someone with kids

[~JON @joncoffey]

@bitcoin__intern Tag @anothercohen next time you drag him like that

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

If we can’t have kids, I’m going to spend the next 30 years proving this wrong

But also: parents, stop telling childless people their lives are meaningless. Just as they can’t fully understand what it is to be changed by parenthood, you can never understand a life without children

There is a whole landscape of potential experiences out there that you will never see, on either side. That’s life. Love where you are and stop imagining misery for other people

[~JON @joncoffey]

nobody outside of twitter is talking about stablecoin neobanks

[Jack Haldorsson @Jackhaldorsson]

https://t.co/OSS5ILeee0

[c @postfatigue]

@iwishiwasafinch “before you came into my life, i missed you so bad”

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

It’s perfectly ethical for Tara Palmeri to air Rep. Cammack talking about how Republican abortion laws in Florida nearly got her killed. She was on the record, and it’s not Tara’s fault Cammack has to hide her real story from Republican colleagues who keep supporting laws that endanger women.

[~JON @joncoffey]

are they drinking buzz balls in stemware

[Caroline Downey @carolinedowney_]

found some chads from norway America-maxxing in the west village

[elli 🌸 @elli_evermore]

what if she’s shopping for HIM? didn’t think of that one did you #NOTWOKEENOUGH #OUTWOKED

[~JON @joncoffey]

@kevsaucebro pumping that

[~JON @joncoffey]

The European mind cannot comprehend the abundance of our joy

[Pinboard @Pinboard]

Dear Americans, I can't overstate the extent to which acting naturally will make you look like a simpleton in Eastern Europe. You know those sweet kids with developmental disorders who just hug everyone they meet? That's what you are with your smile to us.

[~JON @joncoffey]

very funny that she has to clarify this. it was obvious!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Charli xcx tells Rolling Stone that her “dancefloor is dead” lyric was strictly about her own album ‘BRAT’:

“My husband runs a dance-music label. There’s been such a wealth of incredible dance/electronic-adjacent records that have been coming out recently, whether it’s Slayyyter or Underscores or PinkPantheress. Dance music is in an incredible place.”

(https://t.co/Brf1KiZYre)

[~JON @joncoffey]

@ohadsamet closed for the month of August

[~JON @joncoffey]

and we still have that terrible app icon

[~JON @joncoffey]

today in @Spotify being the worst app I pay money for, why did this select text when I tried to click a link?

[TJ Parker⚡️ @tjparker]

It would be great if google drive could stop "messaging" me in gmail