Jon

veteran. 🚓. Iowa.

[jimmy @JIMMYEDGAR]

CERN is shutting down the collider and suddenly the days feel like the 24 hours that we experienced as prodigal children and not 3.3 hours

[Jon @joncovault]

@AOC @Polymarket Oh but I bet you did.

[Jon @joncovault]

@Michellek4040 I might throw one on in solidarity

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST IN: A Florida Sheriff just told rioters they will be KlLLED if they throw items at law enforcement https://t.co/fLMyT1pXuR

GOOD! 🔥

“If you throw a brick, a firebomb, or point a gun at one of our deputies, we will be notifying your family where to collect your remains at.”

“Because we will KlLL you—graveyard DE*D. We're NOT gonna play,” Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey said

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 #BREAKING: President Donald Trump just announced the JFK files will be released tomorrow.

"All of the Kennedy files. People have been waiting for decades. I've instructed my people. [That's] gonna be released tomorrow."

HERE WE GO.

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

Thank you, President Trump. As a boy, I sat in the Oval Office where my uncle led on the issues of health and fitness. And now, six decades later, I stand with a transformational leader who fully grasps the public health crisis our great nation faces. I couldn’t be more thrilled to be confirmed as the 26th Secretary of @HHSGov. Let’s Make America Healthy Again.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

BREAKING: Governor Justin Trudeau of the 51st state of Canada resigns

[JD Vance @JDVance]

In the last several weeks, my office has received many inquiries from actual residents of Springfield who've said their neighbors' pets or local wildlife were abducted by Haitian migrants. It's possible, of course, that all of these rumors will turn out to be false.

Do you know what's confirmed? That a child was murdered by a Haitian migrant who had no right to be here. That local health services have been overwhelmed. That communicable diseases--like TB and HIV--have been on the rise. That local schools have struggled to keep up with newcomers who don't know English. That rents have risen so fast that many Springfield families can't afford to put a roof over their head.

Here is Kamala Harris bragging about giving amnesty to thousands of Haitian migrants.
https://t.co/bpHJWBBsyC

If you're a reporter, or an activist, who didn't give a shit about these suffering Americans until yesterday, I have some advice:

Spare your outrage for your fellow citizens suffering under Kamala Harris's policies. Be outraged at yourself for letting this happen.