Jon Croder

Maths, Stats, Comp Sci, Machine Learning, Python. Clinton Baptiste fan account. Super Distruster. Mark 9:24. Omniphobe.

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Publishing soon - my eagerly anticipated book on "How to Exact Maximum Profit from the Convergence of Generative AI, Bitcoin, Blockchain and Human Gullibility." £79.99 from all good bookshops, 5% discount for pre-order with code IAMARUBE.

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@jan_murray

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@MrMennoTweets

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@Glinner He gets what he wants by rage baiting for engagement. It's very frustrating for old internet hands to see people still feeding the trolls.

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@WomenPostingLs

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@Panagiotou90St First Law trilogy is excellent and finished if you need a grimdark fantasy fix....

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@Glinner Or maybe it's a compliment and she thinks JK is as influential as Goethe?

No. Probably not.

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@RayAlexWilliams

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@LozzaFox @Telegraph @DailyMail I'd have a better chance of finding Elvis riding a Unicorn than finding enough good journalists to work at a common sense newspaper.

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@Lewis_Brackpool In case you chaps are ever in need of a official executioner to carry out these sentences, can I beat the rush and get my application in early?

Clean drivers license,
No criminal record,
enhanced DBS checked,
willing to travel,
own my own claw hammer.

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@ResisttheMS

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Auggie has now been at the shelter 1,101 days 💔

Bio: https://t.co/ggYqq5vhMV

Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter, Wantagh, New York (Long Island.) Email: [email protected]

#Dogs #NewYork #LongIsland #AdoptDontShop

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@godblesstoto The family are probably crying harder...

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@Huff4Congress Stage it in a phone booth and you've got a deal.

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@TaraBull I'm not sure what point you're trying to make despite watching this 42 times. 43. 44....

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@TalkTV @JuliaHB1 "Spetznaz-trained FSB assassins armed with Novichok is sooo 2018 dahling, just send some Ukrainian rent boys with a Molotov cocktail...."

Yeah sure.

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@nealasher Still highly skeptical..

Source: Cryptology ePrint Archive https://t.co/EPvmvvaJ5h

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@MostlyPeaceful @TheDemocrats

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@EdwardJDavey Has he lost all his FSB guys and Novichok down the back of the sofa? Fuckwit.

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To be fair, if I'd run out of ex-KGB guys and Spetznaz my next stop would be Ukrainian rent boys.

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Russia was behind arson attacks targeting PM, BBC reveals https://t.co/9baOXrmbAs

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@Glinner