Jon Dank

[Glizzie Borden @misha_loves_you]

That season of house of the dragon could’ve been an email

[Jon Dank @jondanksmind]

dog dad equivalent of a nightmare is smelling a skunk at 2am and bolting around the house making sure the huskies didn't commit murder again...

[Jon Dank @jondanksmind]

@scottwerner Love watching the neighbor's contractors work. Notepad in hand, stealing trade secrets to diy 😉

[Jon Dank @jondanksmind]

Working on my jeep wiring 12 years ago, "this is gonna suck for the next guy."
I'm the next guy🙃

[Frederik Gieschen @FrederikNeckar]

Michael Bloomberg: “As I would learn later in my life, it’s the ‘doers,’ the lean and hungry ones, those with ambition in their eyes and fire in their bellies and no notions of social caste, who would go the furthest and achieve the most.”

[WH @hastifliche]

come through, man. we're hanging out in a seemingly boundless grove of pomegranate trees. it's always dusk here. I have forgotten almost every detail of my past

[Jon Dank @jondanksmind]

Watching John Wick 4 and wish I had @koreybartos' tactical shooting commentary in the backround

[Cory Sylvester 📦 @StorageDataDev]

My mentor at J.P. Morgan ripped me apart for giving him 100% certainty answers when I was only 80% sure.

I worked w/ him for 2 years and this lesson still sticks with me:

If you know something 100%, say it w/ 100% confidence.

If you don't know something 100%, say you don't know, and then go figure it out.

[Jon Dank @jondanksmind]

😅 Just this morning I was trying to have it solve my Jira issues. Wouldn't even try to give me an answer.

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

GPT-5: can perfectly build any website

GPT-6: can build and run a company

GPT-7: passes Turing test

GPT-8: overthrows world governments

GPT-9: fails to understand how Jira is supposed to work, gives up, asks humans for help

[Jon Dank @jondanksmind]

Adam Savage from Myth Busters is on my flight to San Francisco 💥🎆

[Jon Dank @jondanksmind]

And we sing this morning
That wonderful and grand old message
I don't know about you, but I never get tired of it
Number 99: Just As I Am

[Jon Dank @jondanksmind]

Finally had some time to play some video games recently. Fell in love with the PS5. The controller features are everything. Apologies for defending the Xbox for so long.

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

You want to fix policing? Remove their immunity so that they can be sued, and if you win, damages come out of the department's pension fund instead of from taxpayers.

They'll clean house on their own. Quickly.

[Jon Dank @jondanksmind]

@scottwerner Practice, record yourself, and without needing to say it, throw in some corny jokes😉

[Jon Dank @jondanksmind]

Get MAD. Allowing yourself to get pissed off about a situation is the best motivation.

[Jon Dank @jondanksmind]

Wayne County is throttling your WiFi enabled thermostats. Just proved it with multiple tests on my system. Disconnect.

[Jon Dank @jondanksmind]

It took a half hour of Sadie Sink sitting next to us in JFK to convince Mac that it was indeed Sadie Sink sitting next to us in JFK

[Jon Dank @jondanksmind]

bdubs will never taste as good as the morning after we camped overnight outside the PH location for a years worth of free wings

[Jon Dank @jondanksmind]

not sure where my deep hate for avatar came from but I know it's justified