Jon Emmins

You know you're going to have to face it I’m addicted to bread

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Your water bills are going up, again.

Why? Because private companies think you should pay the price for their negligence and greed.

It’s time to end the privatisation rip-off and bring water back into public ownership, now!

[Jon Emmins @jonemmins]

@RobertElms I saw that James Brown gig, it was part of a Lea Valley event, I went with the crew from the riding school in Lea Bridge Road to offer pony rides in the morning, we got to stay to watch the gig! Was just after he was released, felt a strange place to for him play!

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

The Blockbusters hand jive🤔😂

[FAWLTY TOWERS @FAWLTYTOWERS_]

Happy New Year! Here is the first significant joke in the Fawlty Towers series…

#ClassicFawlty 🇬🇧 @JohnCleese

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

First govt claimed they got that ludicrous £100bn to nationalise the water industry came from a think tank report. Then it claimed didn't because the idea was totally rubbish, transpired the report had been bought and paid for by water companies.

Then it claimed it had been calculated internally by civil servants at @DefraGovUK independent of everyone else. Then it didn't because the idea was also rubbish, transpired there was no independent Defra calculation it was all based on the same rubbish, totally makeup, totally factious @Ofwat's regulatory capital value, the one that also claims that @thameswater is worth a mind melting £21,008,425,000.

Blistering letter calling govt out for its deceit from the People's Commission.

https://t.co/O5N8THe3Za

[FAWLTY TOWERS @FAWLTYTOWERS_]

Joan Sanderson as Ms. Richards.
#communicationproblems

[FAWLTY TOWERS @FAWLTYTOWERS_]

I am so sorry, I’m not perfect!!

[Prince Charles Cinema @ThePCCLondon]

#SaveThePCC

Some of you may have read about the situation regarding our new landlord wishing to add a new redevelopment break clause, with only 6 months notice to our lease.

For now, we're simply asking you all to share & sign the petition below; https://t.co/AEWMVUwQYZ

[FAWLTY TOWERS @FAWLTYTOWERS_]

Basil Fawlty: “No, no, no!”

#ClassicBritishComedy 🇬🇧
#ConnieBooth @JohnCleese

[FAWLTY TOWERS @FAWLTYTOWERS_]

Basil: “Oh dear, what happened?
Did you get entangled in the eiderdown again? Hmm?
Not enough cream in your eclair?”

#ClassicFawlty 🇬🇧

[FAWLTY TOWERS @FAWLTYTOWERS_]

Basil Fawlty: “In a moment my little piranha fish.”

#ClassicBritishComedy 🇬🇧

[Vicki Michelle MBE 💙 @vickimichelle]

Happy Birthday fabulous Steve Davis. Six time World Snooker Champion, brilliant pundit and DJ. Great he played a set @glastonbury and has presented on @phoenixfm Lovely memory at BGC Charity day. Hope you’re having a fab day. @ImACeleb #Snooker @BGCCharityDay #thursdayvibes

[FAWLTY TOWERS @FAWLTYTOWERS_]

Mrs. Richards: “Don't be silly. I expect to be able to see the sea.”

Basil Fawlty: “You CAN see the sea. It's over there, between the land and the sky.”

#ClassicBritishComedy 🇬🇧

[We ❤️ Stokey @welovestokey]

Hollywood Candy is going online, going to be a lot of upset children! 🍬🍬🍬

[FAWLTY TOWERS @FAWLTYTOWERS_]

Duck surprise?

#ClassicBasil 🇬🇧

[Jon Emmins @jonemmins]

@theJeremyVine @bbcelection @BBCOne @BBCCymruWales @bbclaurak @CliveMyrieBBC @reetacbbc Jib. A gib is a man that walks in on you when on the toilet, I think you’ll find.

[FAWLTY TOWERS @FAWLTYTOWERS_]

Basil Fawlty: You know, perhaps I should be more specific: “Hotel for people who have a better than fifty percent chance of making it through the night.”

#ClassicFawlty 🇬🇧 @JohnCleese

[FAWLTY TOWERS @FAWLTYTOWERS_]

A letter from the Chef...

#BritishComedy 🇬🇧 #WaldorfSalad 🇺�

[FAWLTY TOWERS @FAWLTYTOWERS_]

Major: “Very attractive little fellow. What is he?”
Mrs. Chase: “He’s a little Shih-Tzu.”
Major: “Is he really? Oh dear. What breed is it?”

#ClassicFawlty 🇬🇧

[Prem Sikka @premnsikka]

Going, going, gone abroad.

Royal Mail owner agrees to £3.57bn takeover by Czech billionaire. Awaiting govt approval.

Royal Mail is another failed privatisation. Expect more price rises, fewer postal deliveries, staff/wage cuts.

People mugged every time.
https://t.co/PGxBIKNEdq