Mark Jones

the intelligent are doomed to be tormented by the stupid

[Mark Jones @jones_m16]

@cllrsarahmason @Nigel_Farage Stupid comment from a worthless wannabe

[Mark Jones @jones_m16]

@SpammyFritter I don’t believe you.

[Mark Jones @jones_m16]

@BumbleCricket My first visit to Blackpool CC yesterday - impressive.

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

British politics in a nutshell

Step 1: invent or exaggerate a problem
Step 2: blame migrants, the poor, students, minorities or anyone with the least power
Step 3: promise action
Step 4: forget you’ve already had 14 years to act
Step 5: Create a new party & Repeat

[Mark Jones @jones_m16]

@SeanyBoyy89 Despite the fact that Lee’s parents have asked right wing knobheads not to use his death for political point scoring you just can’t help yourself .

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Some notes on my work ethic:

-I last voted in Parliament on 18 March, so I haven’t done my job for ten weeks.
-I’ve never held any face-to-face constituency surgeries, despite apparently having £5 million to spend on security.
-I refuse to do interviews or face press scrutiny of any sort.
-when I was in the European Parliament I had the 4th worst attendance record out of 748 MEPs.
-although I did manage to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
-I was on the Fisheries Committee but I only turned up to ONE out of 42 meetings.
-but I will of course be taking my £73,000 EU pension.

Vote Reform, get lazy, grifting, self-serving sacks of shit.

[Mark Jones @jones_m16]

@NadineDorries You were the MP who introduced it!! Is this the reason why people say you’re the stupidest MP in the commons?

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Please retweet.

[Mark Jones @jones_m16]

@jonnyrmitch Freddie and the dreamers

[Mark Jones @jones_m16]

@jumbo_sausage70 @Keir_Starmer You had the choice of studying the evidence to form an opinion that way or to just listen to tittle tattle and to spout out some incorrect accusations. Sadly you’ve chosen the latter option, no doubt causing upset and offence to any survivor or bereaved families who see your post

[Mark Jones @jones_m16]

@AllisonPearson @RachelReevesMP Perhaps we should call you ‘Allison with a typewriter’

[Mark Jones @jones_m16]

@RobertJenrick And why should we value your opinion?

[Mark Jones @jones_m16]

@WelsbyElton Maybe a small galoot like u should have got the gig

[Mark Jones @jones_m16]

@ColinCurwoodUK The nazis included the word ‘socialist’ in their name to confuse the poorly educated. Seems to have worked with you Colin. Try to read a few history books to find out more.

[Mark Jones @jones_m16]

@bixtethgardens So unnecessary. Still making me so angry

[Mark Jones @jones_m16]

@realMaalouf How the hell does a country that claims to be law abiding and Christian vote for trump?

[Jerry Hicks @JerryHicksUnite]

Laura Kuenssberg is paid £325,000 - £329,999. Retweet if you think she is overpaid.

[Mark Jones @jones_m16]

@toryboypierce @Iberia If anyone ever doubted you were a buffoon, you’ve confirmed here. You voted for Brexit, but you’re angry about the consequences of Brexit.

[Homebaked Bakery @HomebakedBakery]

To whatever little rat has taken a phone out of one of our staff members pockets on the back of the door by the toilets.

We have your face on camera. Please return the phone by the time we shut tomorrow at 3pm or we will make you famous

Disgrace that this has happened

RT folks

[Mark Jones @jones_m16]

@mackin_john Amongst a raft of questionable refereeing decisions, it took incompetence to a new level.