Joni G. Luckwire

More like Borophyll.

[Joni G. Luckwire @JonesBeth_Gal]

@Bitmoji @Marvel I hate my new Bitmoji. Bring back the old style so I can keep sending one to my elderly mother everyday. They used to make her smile — but now it’s ugly and kinda scary?!

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Feeling cute. May move across the room later.

[Maïa Dunphy @MaiaDunphy]

I'd like the parents of babies and toddlers, who will be dressing their wee ones in cute pumpkin onesies to know what lies ahead. After initial disinterest, Tom now wants to dress up as "the ghost of a miner who died in a lava accident". And the school party is tomorrow. 😳

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

Samira Rice (Tamir's mom) to Shaun King:

"along with the United States you robbed me of the death of my son ... you are a selfish and self-centered person and God will deal with you, white man."

You claim to be an ally to Black women? Don't give Shaun King a single cent.

[Amy Van Gar @amyvangar]

Me as a child in the playground:

[whalefact @awhalefact]

very few whales struggle with lower back pain but i sure fuckin do

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

They wrote the letters of support because they didn’t think they would become public. Full stop.

[Jill Twiss @jilltwiss]

OK BUT LARGE TURTLES ARE STILL AN OPTION?

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

The problem with Instagram stories is I assume everyone whose stories I watch is my friend and that is why I just replied to Sharon Horgan’s story about smear tests with a level of familiarity that should have me blocked

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

People who don't use contractions scare the shit out of me. "I will be there" okay with what a machete

[Joni G. Luckwire @JonesBeth_Gal]

Wait! Did you all know that the spectacular Tom Conti is playing Einstein in #Oppenheimer?
That’s the most exciting casting, honestly.

[Joni G. Luckwire @JonesBeth_Gal]

Honestly, I would go to my highest vacation splurge price if I could rent the house in Bethany Beach that my parents used to take us for a week every July, when we were kids. I’d blow my entire travel budget to bring us all back there.

[Stephanie Insley Hershinow @S_Insley_H]

5yo: What’s Romeo and Juliet?
Me: Well, it’s a story about two people who fell in love, and…

[2 parents, both English professors, one a Shakespearean, give a long and age-inappropriate synopsis]

5yo: Wow.
Me: Yeah. It’s sad.
5yo: Yeah. I can’t believe they FELL in LAVA!

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

Well obviously not he literally just died

[m’arty @maddiewazowski]

me after someone mentions the square footage of a space and i have to pretend i have any sort of concept of what size that could be

[Joni G. Luckwire @JonesBeth_Gal]

A painfully cute amount of parents bringing their young teens to The Cure concert at MSG tonight. 🖤 #TheCure

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

Anyone surprised that this would happen hasn’t paid attention to “Debate me, bro!” culture over the last 10 years. Being able to “reach anybody” online has led people to believe this is fair game too. It isn’t. & if your audience thinks this fine then make it clear you don’t.

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

My body: in an important meeting

My brain: The newt play the flute the carp play the harp the plaice play the bass and they sounding sharp

[Joni G. Luckwire @JonesBeth_Gal]

That’s my friggin GIRL 💕

[Catherine Curzon @MadameGilflurt]

Myrna Loy is a look.