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[Softboy @softboy_w]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

I don’t belong in clubs. I belong on a porch with a Blunt and a thunderstorm.

[Count Dickula 💀🕷⚰️🕸️🧛🏽‍♂️🪦 @EvelDick]

The only time I watch live TV is for sports & Big Brother.

I forgot how nauseating all of these non-stop political bullshit ads are.

They should ban all political ads on tv 🖕

[sky @jonesskylee]

Ugh every time I fry chicken cutlets my entire house smells like it and I can’t stand it #yumtho

[Noushky @NoushkyFabius]

People with bully personalities irk me. They thrive on unnecessary conflict, competition, shade and victimization.

[sky @jonesskylee]

My man’s determination, drive, and work ethic is the coolest thing to watch firsthand. I’m so proud of him daily 🥲🥲

[Gee 🍸 @ObeyyAngiee]

Omggggggg having a kid makes your shopping addiction 100x worse

[gardenprincessegg girl⋆˙⟡ @motherpilled]

As a little girl I always knew I wanted to grow up to become a wife who exceeds her monthly grocery budget

[sky @jonesskylee]

@lizard_jpg @LadyNimby And breastfed babies are insanely attached to mama. Dad would have such a harder time trying to feed and put back to sleep while mom can do it all with her boob easily lol. Much simpler for mom. And fuck pumping lol

[sky @jonesskylee]

Am I gonna get ready during his windows or try to eat?? Be a mess or be hungry?? Idk

[Tiger Of The Month @MonthlyTiger]

Motherhood during infancy is insane bc I have never in my life before had to stack tasks for time optimization to the point I’m planning if I should brush my teeth or my hair while on the toilet and how that decision will echo out the rest of the day lol

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

sometimes you gotta just say “what a loser ass bitch” and keep it pushing.

[𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖜𝖎𝖋𝖊 @gothhauswife]

I feel like the hostility has to be coming from formula moms and/or girlboss moms that rush back to work, because breastfeeding SAHMs know ball about the overnight shift.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

I saw a post about how our children will remember the little rituals we create, the songs we play, the meals we cook, and how safe they felt being themselves. And it made me think about what a huge responsibility it is to create a home inside someone’s memory. What a privilege to have chosen this. I think that’s what parenting is. Understanding the weight of the responsibility and taking it on proudly.

[TDE @academicbae]

Bc they are never blunt about being encouraging, positive, or supportive. But conveniently blunt when it’s time to put someone in their place or be opinionated.

[sky @jonesskylee]

This tweet just made me reevaluate so much and I’ve come to the conclusion that twitter sucks and I’m deleting it too. I’ll be back June 2027!!

[Kerri @muyaaye_fr]

I'm deleting twitter. It has made me a bitter and hateful person. I can't look at men the same way.

[sky @jonesskylee]

@pinkfroggie12 I’ve watched live feeds since bb20 and Drew is the first houseguest I’ve actually followed on instagram. Idk why?😂😂 Something about him makes people want to see where he goes next I think hahaha

[Andy Dasani🤍 @AndaniinJapan]

Becoming a mother has made me realize anything and anyone outside of my bubble , mean absolutely nothing to me.

[Zizi🌸 @yonwaba_mzizi]

There’s nothing in life you should be doing with a nonchalant man

[sky @jonesskylee]

@ppppp1245688 Yuupppp this!!!! 10/10 no notes