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[melissa jones @joneze18]

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[melissa jones @joneze18]

@joshgad @JoeBiden Received my first shot today. Both my parents received theirs this week as well. Husband has been fully vaccinated and his mom is next. So grateful for our amazing scientists and medical experts working their ass off to get this out to everyone.

[melissa jones @joneze18]

We had a snowball fight with the kids.. my son quickly forgot you’re supposed to throw them at other people 🤦🏻‍♀️ @Ginger_Zee #yourgmamoment #howsyourmondaygoing

[melissa jones @joneze18]

@Luvgirl101 I’m so sorry love!

[melissa jones @joneze18]

@joshgad The teleprompter has more integrity. Someone must have finally medicated him or I truely believe in alien invasion after listening to that.

[melissa jones @joneze18]

@joshgad @SenatorRomney As a Utahn I’m so proud of @SenatorRomney for his willingness to speak the truth and not backing down when attacked by that sociopath. My heart broke and stomach ached watching my tv today.

[melissa jones @joneze18]

@chrissyteigen Just tell everyone you’ve developed a severe case of nonya.. aka none of your fucking business 🤗 do you beautiful and all the food looks delish!! I’m a horrible cook, just ask the hubs, but damn I love to eat!

[melissa jones @joneze18]

@ICallFlutterby @JoJoFromJerz @stevemullis I would have let my kid kick the jackass in the balls and then tell him he liked it because “he’s rich as hell and that gives him power” and only pussies would cry after being kicked in the nuts. #53moredaysuntilhesgone

[melissa jones @joneze18]

@343_Caniac So many mistakes it was embarrassing 🤦🏻‍♀️

[melissa jones @joneze18]

@343_Caniac 👏👏👏👏

[melissa jones @joneze18]

@Luvgirl101 Oh friend I’m so sorry! It’s been 4 years since my boy Judge went over the rainbow and it will be a year next month when his brother Rocky joined him. I miss them but know they are so happy 💜

[melissa jones @joneze18]

@343_Caniac Wooo hooo! Go Ducks!!

[melissa jones @joneze18]

@343_Caniac Wait. You don’t run around your house after taking a dump?! Then I’ve been doing it wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️

[melissa jones @joneze18]

@ph_kitty @gerardcantor @joshgad Same! I walked in and my dad had Foxnews on 🤦🏻‍♀️

[melissa jones @joneze18]

@joshgad He likes that show a lot doesn’t he?! 🧐

[melissa jones @joneze18]

@joshgad I bet that birds name is Aladdin

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just a piece a cloth you wear in front of your dumb fucking face

[melissa jones @joneze18]

@Pink It’s no longer Democrat vs Republican, it’s now Trumpers vs those with common sense. Sadly, we’ve seen more than ever that common sense is not so common anymore. November can’t come soon enough!

[melissa jones @joneze18]

@Wileecoyote26 Oh good, you are alive!

[melissa jones @joneze18]

@spidadmitchell @ZachLaVine @Double0AG @Zionwilliamson @JaMorant @th3flighttuck @epaschall @Bam1of1 @swipathefox @spidadmitchell how I dunk 👊