Jon Good

(he/him) reading the internet, making delicious things, yelling at the police, playing horns in @FunkrustBrass & @outofsystem

[🪷🌻Girl Geek for Miss Bumpass, 1963 @girlgeek_rva]

I'm watching this Duggar documentary, and if you want to talk about sexualizing children, these "modesty" lessons are 100% it. Teaching kids that men shouldn't change diapers because babies inspire lust is disgusting on multiple levels.

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@DuchessTeatime @hisuzybishop @monaphobia holy shit this is quality

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@StalinistArmy posadist

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@MissCmacx @bikesbeerbooks @donttrycantfail Created *under* capitalism. The people who did the creating were workers, capitalism just determine who gets paid.

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@donttrycantfail

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@ashleyann_atx It often feels to me like neurotypicals share a subconscious understanding of which issues to pretend are non-issues

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@vanillaopinions HR at nonprifit, $52k

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@MortenHxC @martin509984 @IdfcDudeFreal @CathoIicConvert I love that even Elmers sound effects have a speech impediment

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@m00ndolly @kazikazikazii @bloodberry_tart @SteampunkKanye Please don’t chili neighbor this

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@olsonplanner Postpone accounts payable

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@brodefi @legendthedude @HeavensGate_eth @DailyLoud the customer struggling with high blood pressure can ask nicely

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@mightbeautistic Don't know why but when I need to regain focus, I count musical measures, usually in 3/4 time, like ONE-two-three TWO-two-three

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@mightbeautistic yup!

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@legendthedude @HeavensGate_eth @DailyLoud You can request a pretzel with no salt, it’s up to the staff if they want to grant that request

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@the_tweedy Please find out

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@clapifyoulikeme Because I am not any good at using Twitter, I meant to post it as a separate tweet. Sorry for messing up your shiz.

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@hellogcoo He was just so mad someone tried to help him speak

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@clapifyoulikeme Every website: It’s giving Tuesday
Me: totally, real Tuesday vibes

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@NemoPlaysGuitar @gmc_atl @Notgruntled @IwriteOK It would be really funny if Ye succeeded in backing out of buying a website in exactly the same way Elon didn’t