@E_Glo I would, but Iโm worried that the concentration of that many poppy seeds in one private residence may constitute an opium den, and I donโt want to get involved with drug trafficking this early in the morning.
@happierman I had to google two of the entrants on your list, so Iโm gonna go ahead and say that Jeffrey Eugenides is probably famous enough to be in contention. Also agree with Joseph that you absolutely have to include Ja Rule.