Jonathan Hsu

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WOW!!! MY MAPS (THE BEST MAPS EVER MADE) WILL SOON PASS IN THE GREATEST LEGISLATURE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD (NOT JUST AMERICA). AMERICA CAN THANK ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM) AND TWO VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE — MAGIC MIKE & RAINMAKER ROBERT, WHO LEAD THE LEGISLATURE — TOTAL LEGENDS!!! THESE ARE “PERFECT, BEAUTIFUL” MAPS. BETTER THAN COLUMBUS, BETTER THAN GOOGLE MAPS, BETTER THAN APPLE MAPS (SORRY TIM, NO GOLD BAR FOR ME, BUT I STILL LOVE YOU!). PEOPLE ARE ALREADY SCREAMING “MAMA! MAMA!” AND I SAY, “NO, I AM YOUR DADDY!!!” THE GOLDEN ERA BEGINS IN THE GOLDEN STATE, ALL BECAUSE OF ME, THE PEOPLE’S GOVERNOR, THE CARTOGRAPHER-IN-CHIEF, WHO WILL NOW LET THE PEOPLE VOTE!!! THANK YOU, USA!!! — GCN

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people.

[WSVN 7 News @wsvn]

When Donald Trump steps before a judge this coming week to be arraigned, it will also be a reckoning for a man who until now has managed to skirt serious legal jeopardy despite 40 years of legal scrutiny. https://t.co/utRisCuSB7

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Twitter revealed its algorithm to the world.

But what does it mean for you?

I spent the evening analyzing it.

Here’s what you need to know:

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Can’t believe we’re doing this shit again

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

holy shit, y'all ain't ready 🔥🔥🔥

[Jonathan Hsu @jonhsu]

@CharlieCrist People arguing the most expensive states… https://t.co/no92F4IQqI
You can’t argue the recent population increase in Florida and the housing crunch.

[Jonathan Hsu @jonhsu]

@katherinemzhou I’m sorry you had to endure much more aggressive responses from your time in Sweden. But people need to stop idealizing this homogenous society that has it’s own racism issues.

[Jonathan Hsu @jonhsu]

@katherinemzhou I lived in Stockholm in 2012 and also felt uncomfortable with the stares from strangers. Near the end of my stay, my backpack was stolen at a cafe. When I reported the incident, the officer’s response was it wasn’t a “Swede” that stole my bag- insinuating it was an immigrant.

[Jonathan Hsu @jonhsu]

@christina_bobb The reality show just got real. Time to pack for prison.

[Pat Castaldo @PatC]

The boomers seem to love Facebook because it's a newspaper about themselves where they also get to write a letter to the editor for every single article published.

[evgrieve @evgrieve]

For years, @TwoBootsHQ has named their special pies (see The Dude). They just unveiled 2 new pizzas: the Mr. Ze, for Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, and the Lesya, for the Ukrainian writer-activist Lesya Ukrainka. All proceeds from sales go to @razomforukraine.

[Kyiv. The City of Courage @Kyiv]

Welcome to the City of Courage, the epicenter of the struggle for freedom and democracy. Ukrainian or not, make your voice heard and fight the Russian aggression! #StandWithUkraine️

[Jonathan Hsu @jonhsu]

@cmclymer Switched to @AppleMusic and even got a free 3 month trial #ByeSpotify

[Jonathan Hsu @jonhsu]

@Spotify @LilNasX @jackharlow Cancel vaccine and covid misinformation. Cancel @joerogan

[Jonathan Hsu @jonhsu]

Just cancelled my @Spotify subscription. Can't wait to start @AppleMusic and support a company that doesn't fuel vaccine/covid misinformation #cancelspotify #ByeByeSpotify #canceljoerogan

[Jonathan Hsu @jonhsu]

@stephcd Found the right lid to my contact case

[Jonathan Hsu @jonhsu]

Cherokee County Sheriff : Cherokee Co. Sheriff Spokesperson, Capt. Jay Baker Must Step Down! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/gCdcwxGgRx via @Change