Jack Handey has nothing on two women over 40 who've lost homes in fires waxing philosophical and trying to understand quantum physics, especially when one is on pain meds.
❤️❤️❤️you @joniboloney
My second favorite thing is when men message me to tell me I can avoid abortions by not getting naked with men I don’t know.
I’ve had 4 abortions with my husband. For pregnancies I wanted.
What part of abortion is health care do you not f*cking understand????
@iproposethis This last interaction I had with my 89 yo granny she tried to give me $20 because I brought her a quart of half & half. I ran away with her hollering at me “YOU DONT EVEN LISTEN PRETTY GOOD!” She died the next morning raking leaves. This made me cry.
@iproposethis I got a lot of shit when I told my teenagers if they wanted to be intoxicated they should smoke weed instead of drink. They are all (mostly always) sober adults now. They saw what alcohol did to my mother.
@yrfatfriend Me too!I think Adam is Javi (note the figurine in his apartment). Lottie is alive and maybe schizophrenic? Antler queen is Misty? Nah too easy? Shauna? Were Lottie and Javi connected? Probably not.
@iproposethis This is like the time I said that most people, at some point, regret having children and everyone was like HOW DARE. NOT ME. Stop lying, Brenda.