Joni Edelman

coach + human design specialist. mom of 6. granny. RN. bipolar. ED recovery. mental health all a mess. oxford comma or die. she/her

[Joni Edelman @joniboloney]

I like how ikea shows this as a male and female assembling this furniture as if they haven’t already murdered each other by step 25.

[Joni Edelman @joniboloney]

@wiseconnector The Lord’s Prayer.

[Joni Edelman @joniboloney]

@iproposethis You can’t just put the appointment you have to include the appointment on both sides of the appointment

[Joni Edelman @joniboloney]

@AjaSaysHello @LoraGene Amen. Big jugs unite against tight Oxfords

[Joni Edelman @joniboloney]

joni the midlife midwife: worth https://t.co/xR3T6LVGld

[Joni Edelman @joniboloney]

Joni’s Substack: doing the work https://t.co/96VMTkpTWT

[Joni Edelman @joniboloney]

@AshleyGWinter Now it’s walls around outside you forever. And then someday that baby might have a baby and then it explodes.

[Joni Edelman @joniboloney]

Just posted a photo @ Austin, Texas https://t.co/iN5jeYpJPi

[joanna schroeder @iproposethis]

Name a few of your LEAST favorite "inspirational phrases" or motivational mantras?

How about your least favorite bits of new-agey or self-help advice?

[Joni Edelman @joniboloney]

@iproposethis Think positive!

[Joni Edelman @joniboloney]

Never a more true statement spoken. Am I high? Did that make sense?

[joanna schroeder @iproposethis]

Jack Handey has nothing on two women over 40 who've lost homes in fires waxing philosophical and trying to understand quantum physics, especially when one is on pain meds.

❤️❤️❤️you @joniboloney

[Erin Khar @ErinKhar]

My second favorite thing is when men message me to tell me I can avoid abortions by not getting naked with men I don’t know.

I’ve had 4 abortions with my husband. For pregnancies I wanted.

What part of abortion is health care do you not f*cking understand????

[Joni Edelman @joniboloney]

@iproposethis This last interaction I had with my 89 yo granny she tried to give me $20 because I brought her a quart of half & half. I ran away with her hollering at me “YOU DONT EVEN LISTEN PRETTY GOOD!” She died the next morning raking leaves. This made me cry.

[Joni Edelman @joniboloney]

@AjaSaysHello Why are husbands this way

[Joni Edelman @joniboloney]

@iproposethis I got a lot of shit when I told my teenagers if they wanted to be intoxicated they should smoke weed instead of drink. They are all (mostly always) sober adults now. They saw what alcohol did to my mother.

[Joni Edelman @joniboloney]

@iproposethis I think it’s lovely. They’re probably very happy people.

[Joni Edelman @joniboloney]

@yrfatfriend Me too!I think Adam is Javi (note the figurine in his apartment). Lottie is alive and maybe schizophrenic? Antler queen is Misty? Nah too easy? Shauna? Were Lottie and Javi connected? Probably not.

[Joni Edelman @joniboloney]

@iproposethis This is like the time I said that most people, at some point, regret having children and everyone was like HOW DARE. NOT ME. Stop lying, Brenda.

[Joni Edelman @joniboloney]

@CartoonCatalyst The Eurasian eagle owl is my very favorite bird ever.

[Joni Edelman @joniboloney]

@thatkariperson Lort.

[Joni Edelman @joniboloney]

@thatkariperson That one still rings in my head.