Jon Topping

My life consists of writing, basketball,the inability to do simple math, bad jokes, and on special occasions a combination of all three of those things.

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@AdamSchein This Ari Shaffir character fucking sucks, I don’t even get the joke.

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@MikeKalinowski Have you tried not replying to every single tweet about it? Might help

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@NetsGuy15 The only good thing about the move is we don’t have to sell second round draft picks to save money for a fax machine

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@jeskeets He’s no Rick flair

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@DiscussingFilm I was out until that score hit

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@AMikeBloomType I would not compare Aubry playing the middle to someone playing the middle 10 years ago. It’s a completely different game. I would love any coattail rider accusers to tell me who’s coattail she was riding.

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@TheBigBroTea That room makes it look like he’s about to be stabbed by Dexter

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@Survivordle Really pulled a “wentworth: does not count”

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@adammocklerr @GeraldoRivera God forbid an adolescent get a lil motion

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@_FromTheIsland Love Devens but he’s an empty stats mvp. Cirie is the true mvp.

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

“Who’s got a bigger name? Me or him?”

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@Nerd_Sesh The problem was never stat geeks, it was always stat fucking morons

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@ShineUrLiteOnMe @TheCinesthetic Hollywood like Mr Jennifer Lopez

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@WestonBergmann That’s a long way of saying you want your daughter to pour a bottle of coke over Cara Maria’s head

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@RCochburn @morelikemensa I happen to like going to the movies when kids are at school, ya fuck

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@DanShott @_motherslug Bro turned it off so he could get it in and waited until he nutted to be like “hey I should problem check out that thing I saw on tv”

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@beyoncegarden

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@SCRIZZLLEE @Ballislife @GilsArenaShow That’s the shit you say on a good vibe 30 win team.

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@TheBigBroTea It’s not that I don’t want to hear that he’s a good person… it’s that I don’t believe it.

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I’ve probably watched Aladdin more times from 3-7 years old than every other movie combined since then.

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

i know so many parents whose kids watch Frozen or some other movie literally every day, for months at a time

feels like this was not a thing among kids in the 90s

obviously pressing 'play' is so easy, but rewinding a VCR isn't hard either

what explains?