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one time a wolf howled back at me

[jonjon @jonjonp7]

Every night is Saturday night. Every morning is Monday morning. Live it. Breath it. Love it.

-Ryan Kotas.

[Keegs @lordesghoul]

There’s a chicago-wide conspiracy to walk slow in front of me

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled

[jonjon @jonjonp7]

#lastDance #RIP1451 #TougherThanTheSun @EzzoLuke

[blanco @beerdefeater]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

.#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Is Brandon Johnson the worst Chicago mayor ever?

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Huge W

[jonjon @jonjonp7]

These electric bikes have gotten out of control. #UncTakes

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[Chuck Naso @ChuckNaso]

They will try to blame it on someone else (classic playbook) but these two doofuses let the Bears leave Chicago.

[Burns @therealburns3]

Whoever is the first boating company to set up an all you can drink cruise from Chicago to Hammond on Bears game days is going to be rich as hell

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Is “January 6” the coldest nickname in the NFL?

[Black Coffee @RealBlackCoffee]

Too many flies telling bees how to make honey.

[Joe Montana @JosephMontanaJr]

Bet you won’t top it 20 yards next time

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[Jon Hansen @JonHansenTalks]

Tonight is the last pre-8p sunset until August 9th.

Tomorrow, Chicago starts 89 nights where the sun is up past 8pm and dusk lasts past 8:30p.

While we still gain more daylight incrementally for another 40 days -- these are the glory days, people. Soak it in! Enjoy!

[Brian Costin @BrianCostin]

Gov. Pritzker has raised taxes 57 times collecting $77B more in new taxes since 2019!

Illinois has the highest combined state and local taxes in America for a middle class family.

[Karen Howell @karenehowell]

Rude of the Ravens to invite Diego Pavia to their mini-camp instead of their regular-size camp.

[Renee @eeners]

Lmao he doubled our per gallon gas prices from $.19 a gallon to almost $.60 a gallon by annual increases. In 2022, he suspended the annual increase and sold it as savings for re-election. He also made gas stations post a sticker misrepresenting this at all gas pumps.

He is the worst Governor in Illinois history and that’s not a hard bar to cross.