Jonathan Kalbfeld

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[Jonathan Kalbfeld @jonkalbfeld]

@elonmusk I literally just chsh /usr/local/bin/claude instead of bash. What's the point of remembering thousands of POSIX commands when many bothans died to put them all into an LLM for me?

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@mrdannyglover

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@elonmusk It comes down to marginal utility. At your level, for each million dollars that gets added to your net worth, it gets lost in the noise. For most people, that is significantly life-changing and so there's an incongruity between their response to it and yours. It's probably lonely

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@harryjsisson @StevenCheung47 His secret service codename is probably ODDSLOB

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@Jindo_1307979 63

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@RealJamesWoods Bruh, I <3 you and your work, but that is a camera tripod. 😅

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@Projektdarkness He can't keep getting away with it.

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FLUNKIN' DONUTS TAKES AWAY VANILLA CREAM (THE BEST!). LOW ENERGY, TOTAL LOSERS!!! MASSACHUSETTS HEADQUARTERS — TAXES, LIBERALS, COMPLETE CHAOS. I AM EXTRAORDINARILY HANDSOME & A GREAT CUSTOMER. DISASTER!!!

#donuts #makeamericasweetagain

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@Keith_Wasserman I'm 1/8 Wasserman. I'm very grateful that I have a cousin who writes satire. Just get the hell out of there and stay safe. There is no valuable in your home that you cannot replace. The way firefighting works is that it is prioritized based on containment.

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@elonmusk weirdest headline of 2025:

"President Trump welcomes Super Bowl champion Detroit Lions to the White House."

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@WilliamShatner just wanted you to know that I just found out that your sister passed away in late last year. I don't know a great deal about your family except I'm from part of Michigan not far from where you are from in Canada. I'm truly sorry for your loss. May I say Kaddish?

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@Brazil201 @VivekGRamaswamy bro they voted for someone orange. I think they have already cracked that faberge egg open.

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@ReallyAmerican1 Lock him up!

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#firstsevenjobs Network tech support, perl programmer, network engineer, Unix admin, Linux admin, software engineer, CTO

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@Cernovich I did not unfollow you but for some reason Twitter did? This is pretty f'ed up

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@rabite for some reason my Twitter unfollowed you and it looks like you unfollowed me. More twitter bullshit?

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@1938loren I don't get it. I didn't log into Twitter for about a week and it unfollowed a bunch of alt-right people

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@kentborg @cdevers I like how people were quoting Wikipedia. Then again it is peer reviewed, unlike the New York Times.

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My beloved family dog passed away a few days ago & a fortunate creature in the universe inherited a beautiful noble soul

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Cavemen with OCD probably outlived their colleagues.