jon lamont

Never listen to me - my views are my own!

[Pete Firman @petefirman]

One of your five a day!

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

6 Chancellors in 6 years. 6 Health Secretaries in 5. 9 Education Secretaries in 9. If they were a Head Teacher, their school would be in Special Measures. If they ran a branch of a bank, they’d be under arrest. A disgraceful rabble unfit for office: take them away!

[jon lamont @jonlambo]

Never mind Cheltenham, my money is on Benjamin at the ploughing championships, "just outside" Omagh. @TaggartJoel

[jon lamont @jonlambo]

He's at it again!!! FFFIIIRRRMMAAANNN!! WHY I OUGHTA....

[Pete Firman @petefirman]

Caffeinated Cups & Balls!😵‍💫☕️

[jon lamont @jonlambo]

Listened to a bit of this last night, some great stuff gonna go back on @BBCSounds and get it all.

[Ralph McLean @RalphMcLeanShow]

How’s your day going? Would two hours of great Willie Nelson music help? Consider it done! #WilleNelson https://t.co/ZgkVNV6APb

[jon lamont @jonlambo]

love this....

[Funny Footy Quotes @FunFootyQuote]

“Alexa, show me the greatest post match interview ever please…”

[Paul Doherty @PaulDoherty___]

It is near impossible to get a taxi or a bus home at the end of the night in Belfast. 😡

How many will miss the end of a gig, leave friends early or not go out at all as a result? Too many!

We need late night buses now!
🚌🚌🚌

✍️Sign our petition:

https://t.co/yPzzxSihyA

[jon lamont @jonlambo]

Moved to @tescomobile a week and a half ago. STILL cannot use my phone as the sim swap didn't work. They can't fix it, I am without a working phone. They're not allowed to escalate my complaint - "it will be fixed in due course". Wish I hadn't moved from 02. #notimpressed

[Ska’d 4 life @cyp_toon]

had to Nick this ! 😆🏁😆🏁😆🏁#NUFC

[jon lamont @jonlambo]

@damienrobi My dad sang this to me when I was young - and it stayed with me! I was worried about the high note, but you nailed it (as usual!) Good work (as usual!)

[jon lamont @jonlambo]

The Toon Army on tour!

[AJ @AJWhala0909]

🇮🇹 weather doesn’t stop the party #nufc

[jon lamont @jonlambo]

Got my MOT reminder letter - "your vehicle certificate will expire 11 October, YOU SHOULD NOT BE ON THE ROAD WITHOUT A VALID TEST CERTIFICATE".

Next available date - 19 January 2024!

But sure @deptinfra put the prices up! That'll fix it! The system is broken

[jon lamont @jonlambo]

FIIIRRRRMMMAAAANNNN!!! Why I oughta......

[Pete Firman @petefirman]

A lesson in social media magic

[jon lamont @jonlambo]

What the actual......??

[Pints Drank @PintsDrank]

So many people visit Dublin for a boozy weekend. They might not for long. Extortion! 😡

[jon lamont @jonlambo]

@LifeAfloat You're smashing it!! You've come a long way both mentally and physically. Sure there are bumps along the way (bound to be after what you have accomplished) but take solace in the knowledge that your honesty is helping others. Keep going!!

[jon lamont @jonlambo]

Couple of great @FeileBelfast sessions in @TheDeersHead1 yesterday! (feeling it today!)

[jon lamont @jonlambo]

Keep going! Nearly there!

[Nick Ray @LifeAfloat]

Just established camp on the lovely Insh Island. I’m opposite the Isle of Mull which I saw for the first time in months. It was an emotional moment. I think for the first time I realised what I’ve done.

[jon lamont @jonlambo]

FFFFFIIIIIRRRRRMMMMAAAAANNNN!!!!! Stop it

[Pete Firman @petefirman]

Pat from Good Omens shows you the ropes… #GoodOmens #GoodOmens2

[jon lamont @jonlambo]

Shame there are no Ireland dates!!!

[Embrace @embrace]

Tickets for our 25th anniversary of The Good Will Out tour in November are selling fast. Incredibly Northampton has already sold out!!! Don’t miss out!! 🎟️ Get your tickets here now!  👉🏻 https://t.co/8XvPdJtTCP

Embrace x

#embraceband #embracebanduk

[jon lamont @jonlambo]

@Decy75 - never gets old

[Wat_the_deuce 🍀🇮🇪☘️ 2 @wat_thee_deuce_]

When your friend prints your ticket for the airport 😄😆😄😆