Jonathan Schafer

[Jonathan Schafer @jonlschafer]

I have a bad habit of doodling during Christian Ed. #wct

[Jonathan Schafer @jonlschafer]

@X I signed up for Twitter. I see it had been replaced by a overly generic X. I'm removing the X app now.

[Jonathan Schafer @jonlschafer]

@loraschafer @profsamperry I would say the idea that if you're not for everything I am for exactly how I see it, you're my enemy.

[Jonathan Schafer @jonlschafer]

@FedExHelp Nope, I'd just like y'all to do better. This happens to us and to my parents house regularly. When we got the delivery notification with no package, we looked at the tracking info, and I was like, oh, it's @FedEx. So I knew to go check with my neighbors.

[Jonathan Schafer @jonlschafer]

@FedEx has got to be the most incompetent organization in the world. I know that if they are delivering something, there's like a 99% chance that

1) the box has beat to hell
2) it's been delivered to the wrong house, or
3) both.

[Jonathan Schafer @jonlschafer]

@loraschafer @PastorBenMarsh I blame the Instantgram.

[Jonathan Schafer @jonlschafer]

@thescottbarber Ok I hear the screaming now the ducks sound like they're organizing be careful

[Jonathan Schafer @jonlschafer]

@thescottbarber Where are you it's really dark

[Jonathan Schafer @jonlschafer]

@thescottbarber You will learn how to do things with a sleeping baby on your chest. This is how I dropped queso on my first borns head one time.

[Jonathan Schafer @jonlschafer]

@Blue086842 @peta @ItsFloraHMU

[Jonathan Schafer @jonlschafer]

@HeathMayo Is it true that Twitter is limiting posts you can read per day? https://t.co/9m20wRrNEs

[Katie C @KatieCrumm]

Just so y’all know, 8:30pm is the perfect time in Texas in the summer. This is when we come out to play.

**don’t forget bug spray.

[Heath Mayo @HeathMayo]

Let’s walk through this blow by blow, since it appears to be the last-ditch argument the GOP wants to try to hang its hat on:

Why is the Hillary situation different from the Trump situation and why is it *not* a double standard to charge Trump and not Hillary? (1/)

[Jonathan Schafer @jonlschafer]

@ZachWLambert What kind of umbrella allows water underneath itself that it needs another umbrella?

[Jonathan Schafer @jonlschafer]

@RevDaniel @metcalfe_aaron I am disappointed you didn't address my argument directly, but the ad hominem attacks, recency bias, and no true Scotsman and other fallacies show me it will be difficult to continue this in good faith. Peace to you, brother.

[Jonathan Schafer @jonlschafer]

@metcalfe_aaron @RevDaniel This is some mental gymnastics in this argument. That's like saying 1 and 2 encompasses everything in between. AND is a comparison of discrete entities. FROM-TO would be what you are describing. Physics tell us there's a pretty defined line of the sky and the ground.

[Jonathan Schafer @jonlschafer]

Today's Christian Education doodle. #wct #anglican

[Jonathan Schafer @jonlschafer]

I don't think this hit the mark @peta was trying to hit.

[PETA @peta]

Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich... T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants 👉 https://t.co/cxlUXI2HhY #DinosaurDay

[Jonathan Schafer @jonlschafer]

@peta I would like totally eat a T-Rex battered and deep fried.

[Jonathan Schafer @jonlschafer]

@BamaStephen I think this is the first time I've ever seen Cibolo mentioned on Twitter! Looks like I know where I'm taking the fam tomorrow.