Katie Avalos

TV addict who dabbles in reading, writing, and panic attacks

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, Zelensky doesn't give a fuck about how you think he should dress. trust me on this

[Katie Avalos @jonnigirl02]

@MistyDa02665508 @AndyRichter There were some sanitation factors at play as well. This is just good clean fun!

[Katie Avalos @jonnigirl02]

@audreyalison I want my kids to have the opportunity to go to college if they want to, to not eliminate that choice or have it eliminated, but it definitely is not a foregone conclusion that they WILL attend like it was for me and my husband. We both tried it, got the debt, no degrees.

[Katie Avalos @jonnigirl02]

@YesSumClever @TheBloggess

[Katie Avalos @jonnigirl02]

@causalinf My mom was a nurse and brought home ALL the drug rep branded goodies. One time she brought home a single Viagra pen which my brother took to school and sold for $20 so she started pocketing ALL the Viagra pens. I got free pens and notepads, my brother had a tidy business going!

[Katie Avalos @jonnigirl02]

@HandmaidsOnHulu @hulu D2

[Katie Avalos @jonnigirl02]

@PharmaReloaded @OmenFluffmew @pattonoswalt @Public_Citizen His trial date has been pushed to December with a hearing date in August to check status with the attorneys. Meanwhile he's out "free AF" as his fundraising clothing line says.

[Katie Avalos @jonnigirl02]

@itsJeffTiedrich The couple in my neighborhood with their sign and flag still up also flew a confederate flag until it slowly fell apart and took itself down. They're very comfortable showing continued support for losers.

[Katie Avalos @jonnigirl02]

@ThePrincipalJPS @DevonESawa Fortunately he's only 23. The soonest he could run is 2032. With any luck at all, he'll be completely forgotten by then.

[Katie Avalos @jonnigirl02]

@kumailn Same here. We're doing a family Zoom with the family we usually see for Thanksgiving. Nice, but not the same. Way less food.

[Katie Avalos @jonnigirl02]

@pattonoswalt Oaks Lange

[Katie Avalos @jonnigirl02]

@thilanigrubel @MeredthSalenger In Wisconsin, you have to have another registered voter sign your ballot envelope as a witness. Perfect opportunity to check each other's work!

[Katie Avalos @jonnigirl02]

@ProjectLincoln #TrumpKnew

[Katie Avalos @jonnigirl02]

@RandyRainbow You, sir, are a treasure. Thank you for sharing!

[Katie Avalos @jonnigirl02]

@MaraWilson Nearly braidable.

[Katie Avalos @jonnigirl02]

@SarahThyre Yesterday my 13 year old said "there haven't been any mass shootings in a couple weeks." Couldn't get them to remove the guns from the equation, but removing the "mass" aspect seems to be working. Shoulda just sheltered in place years ago!

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

The Trump campaign just released a cease and desist letter demanding that TV stations immediately pull this @prioritiesUSA ad. So obv share it everywhere!

[Katie Avalos @jonnigirl02]

My 2nd grader has been having a lot of trouble sleeping lately. It sucks. We're both tired and crabby. But, like many full grown adults, she finds @sethmeyers to be the one thing that soothes her. Thanks, Seth! She'd love some more Popsicle Schtick.

[Katie Avalos @jonnigirl02]

@chrissyteigen My kids' middle school still has a picture of Obama up. When asked about it, the office staff will many things, but what it comes down to is Trump causes fights amongst the students, he is polarizing, and also Obama is aspirational in our minority majority district.

[Katie Avalos @jonnigirl02]

Clarence is very good looking, but his personality is repugnant. Lucky for him, and so many like him, this particular imbalance is fairly common and hasn't hindered him in the least. In fact, he is incredibly… https://t.co/Z2KN1goCtq