bsugah

cu boulder ‘26

[bsugah @jonnnypatel]

What do goldfish do for fun? They don’t have Instagram reels…

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Old people brain rot is just them being locked in watching infomercials

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Jail. Now.

[Rats N Bass @SpiceRatDnB]

ungrilled cheese for lunch today 🥰🥰

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Nobody can explain how the pyramids of Giza were built but I bet you more people can’t explain why there’s 10 hotdogs in a package and only 8 buns in a package

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Ratatouille isn’t a realistic movie.

If it was realistic all of the rats would start controlling people with malicious intent in their rat civil wars like remy controls that curly headed ginger idiot

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Crazy to think that one ps5 costs the same as 100 big macs #lifedecisions

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How can people be ugly AND narcissistic, doesn’t add up

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The moment you freak out and feel overwhelmed while studying before an exam is necessary to lock in and grind so you get a good grade #ImTheOneWhoKnocks

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update: billiards is hard asf

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nothing in this world is cooler than being raw at billards

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How sick would it be to be able to tell people your great grandpa died playing Russian roulette #sosick

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Gonna let the magic 8ball make all my decisions for today

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i HATE people who buy pre cracked pistachios

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i’m toast

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2 retweets and I’ll name my first kid “tiramisu”

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Recess as a kid was wilddddd

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Nothin like that masculine urge to work construction and rip darts for a living and then go home and drink a cold beer

[Deranged Primal @ISwearItsCade]

Do NOT let me loose in Lego city. I’ve got some ideas with those pieces. Who knows what could happen #legocity

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Why do they call it the funny bone. When you bump it that shit ain’t funny at all

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Shaved my mustache to ask a girl out the other day. Whats the worst thing that can happen? Well, she said no and now I’m sad. And I have no mustache. That’s the worst thing that can happen. Gonna go watch the notebook and eat my entire fridge #shootersshoot #facedowninaditch