Jonny Birkin

Writer, reader, lover, eater

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It is 2023. Millions have perished in the #AndrexWars. The streets are paved with faeces as the survivors struggle to wipe themselves. Rivers run brown. Central Government has relocated to Northfleet, home of the last Andrex factory. Interim PM Liz Truss rules from within.

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@dcfcofficial @Carabao_Cup Ah well. It’s only Thailand’s third most popular energy drink anyway

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@SkyBet Conor Sammon

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@Skint_Eastwood1 Yeah but could he do this against Ronnie Pickering?

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@WarwickshireRam @dcfcofficial Tbh I’m just glad nothing else comes up when you search “jonnybirkin Thailand”

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@ramsreview1 Conor Sammon

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@yakobper90 Have you heard of Conor Sammon?

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Do… do people actually believe this?

As in, real people? With eyes and, and brains?

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Are we sure the Government are only looking to start experiments with ‘sun dimming’ in a few weeks time? Take a look at the sky over Coalville Leicestershire today .

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@jammsterz He really is a good boi

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@dcfcofficial Don’t forget the ball from Jackson and NML winning the free kick in the first place. Huge move

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@dcfcofficial Conor Sammon

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@dcfcofficial LET’S GET THIS PLAY-OFFS PUSH GOING 🐏🐏🐏

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@dcfcofficial You think we might get a frickin home goal on the big screen as well..?!

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@dcfcofficial Brave

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The Hood every time Thunderbird 2 thwarts one of his schemes

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@dcfcofficial Admin please. Don’t use emojis at a time like this.

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Oh well. It’s only Thailand’s second most popular energy drink anyway.

#CarabaoCup #dcfc

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Does Twitter have any value anymore?

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@IGN No to both

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@ScottGretton It has to be Andrejs Perepļotkins