#AndrexWars - Twitter Hashtag

over 6 years ago

It is 2023. Millions have perished in the #AndrexWars. The streets are paved with faeces as the survivors struggle to wipe themselves. Rivers run brown. Central Government has relocated to Northfleet, home of the last Andrex factory. Interim PM Liz Truss rules from within.

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@morangles

over 6 years ago

We shall fight them on the figs and by the honeysuckle tree. We shall fight then with violets and tea rose petals. We shall fight them in lilies of the valley fields... And we shall win because we shall smell the best #AndrexWars @ScotchMist31

morangles's tweet photo. We shall fight them on the figs and by the honeysuckle tree. We shall fight then with violets and tea rose petals. We shall fight them in lilies of the valley fields...
And we shall win because we shall smell the best
#AndrexWars
@ScotchMist31 https://t.co/MQ28ZXGDgX

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@morangles

over 6 years ago

If there is anything I don't like, it is driving a stagecoach through @Sainsbury's toilet rolls aisle #AndrexWars @JemDuducu @Snowracer_247 @ScotchMist31 @sunnyfla2

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@morangles

over 6 years ago

I don't want to hold your hand The Beatles in The Hand Sanitizer album #Andrexwars

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@morangles

over 6 years ago

@ScotchMist31 @JemDuducu @Pastpreservers @sainsburys @sunnyfla2 @Snowracer_247 @locktowndog We'll always have Andrex. #AndrexWars

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@morangles

over 6 years ago

@ScotchMist31 @JemDuducu @Pastpreservers @sainsburys @sunnyfla2 @Snowracer_247 @locktowndog You see, in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend. The ones with loo rolls and the ones who look for them. You look. The Good, The Bad and the Toilet. #AndrexWars

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@morangles

over 6 years ago

@Snowracer_247 @ScotchMist31 @sunnyfla2 @seaotterday #AndrexWars Help me, How-bleached-Can-It-be . You are my only soap. Episode IV: A New Bar Famous quotes.

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@morangles

over 6 years ago

@JemDuducu @Pastpreservers @sainsburys @ScotchMist31 @sunnyfla2 @Snowracer_247 @locktowndog The battle of CeramicBowl where 300 heroic warriors fought on our behalf #AndrexWars

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@morangles

over 6 years ago

@JemDuducu @Pastpreservers @sainsburys There will be Soap @ScotchMist31 @sunnyfla2 @Snowracer_247 @locktowndog We shall fight in the aisles, on e-bay and in the rest-rooms. We shall fight in Poundland, from fields to trucks.We shall fight by lorries rear ends. We shall never surrender our loo-rolls. #AndrexWars

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