@ssschreffler And then you think “at least I didn’t get into Scientology and a religious sense of self entitlement to simp for my cheating wife.” Oh, and you can take a joke.
BREAKING: Star center fielder Mike Trout and the Los Angeles Angels are finalizing a record-breaking 12-year contract worth more than $430 million, sources familiar with the deal tell ESPN. Details: https://t.co/bROnnC11Uh
In addition to being a comedian and kind soul, Brody Stevens was a HUGE fan of baseball, dating back to his days as a Division 1 pitcher for ASU. The game was a big part of his life and career. A @Cut4 remembrance, may @BrodyIsMeFriend rest in peace. https://t.co/oBoUdgQNeI
BREAKING: Manny Machado has agreed to terms on a deal with the Padres. According to a league source, it’s for 10 years and $300 million - the biggest free-agent contract in the history of American sports.
@MarkBurnham I’m only here for baseball. It drains the soul slightly less than most things on Twitter, I guess… but I don’t want to start a war about It.