Alvin Richards

Often found in seat 13F or 34k, occasionally on stage speaking about Database tech or otherwise up to mischief someplace near you.

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

@EFL If you want to build faith and trust in the process. Publish, underacted, the full complaint, and the transcripts from tribunal and appeal. Don’t we scared to show us how the sausage is really being made. #fairplay

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

@EFL enjoy the Merlot with your mates from the Court of Arbitration of Sport. I mean what are a bunch of over privileged white dudes gonna do with that large bung you just got slipped under the table. It’s a criminal conspiracy that makes Goodfella look like Sunday league footbal

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

@EFL the intern, on the grassy knoll, armed only with a phone. “spygate” is about getting the intern to follow the right instructions - “we want a vista of grass, if there are people, we can remove them in POST”. True crime.

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

@DanielLubetzky great commencement speech at UC Berkeley, and handling the dynamic situation. But dude! #fail on the promise of Kind bars to the students and attendee to use for bridge building!!! There weee none 😭😭😭

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

@elonmusk as you continue to fuck over the US government, can you unfuck the FAFSA application process and its integration with the IRS. Your attention your be appreciated. People need to get on with their lives, not waste time with your fuckery.

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

@kcrw heads up - Google Nest Mini won’t play KCRW live this week, only eclectic 24 and News 24. Don’t know if it’s a config issue at your end or TuneIn just misbehaving with Google (TuneIn app is just fine)

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

@hulu you completely puked up over the Oscars with the failure of your auth service to let people log on. I mean come on. It’s not super Sunday 1999. Get your game on, please, for $15.99… it’s the least your customers deserve is something that… works…

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

#keeptheaxe cal fam pride…. Beat Stanford!!!!!

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

Use your vote for the good of all. Follow this link to what happens when you selfishly vote for your own opinions.

https://t.co/rqolBPPr2D

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

@WeAreFarmers so you think it’s acceptable to fly drones and drop insurance from 1000s of policy holders bc it’s “no longer fits your insurance profile”. Well I say #fuckyou and hope your models turn you upside down. Shame on you. And @RealJKSimmons I hope you feel ashamed. @WSJ

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

Awww.. and this was two years ago and yet @LewisHamilton still going strong… you rock mate, loved the #BritishGP drive!!

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

As seen in California today @LewisHamilton

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

@SkySportsF1 (rate my) sad breakfast and g&t for fp1 - 👋 from California!

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

#skyf1 g&t and a sort of English breakfast watching fp1…

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

@VirginAtlantic I’m happy to trade up to upper class, given my seat is broken 🤣😜🤞

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

@WhingerSpice Awww… @WhingerSpice maybe have your people (ie the kids) show you how the DMV website works?

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

Well, given it’s the #BritishGP it seemed fair to this tweet @LewisHamilton - GoHAM44!!!

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

As seen in California today @LewisHamilton

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

All right mark ronson, jon writes books!!!

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

@KALW rocking tonight with @jonronson - so mega

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

@FedEx - 18 days my package is stuck in Newark, CA. Your customer service people cant provide any updates. When should I expect the ransom note from you along with a chopped off corner??? I know my package is cold, wet, afraid and you have not given it a hot meal in weeks!!

[Alvin Richards @jonnyeight]

@intel looking forward to exclusively using ARM and @AMD processors going forward, after your capitulation to the Chinese government today #fuckyouintel