Jon Defreest

Illustrator, Designer, & Probably a 3rd Thing.

[Jon Defreest @jonnyetc]

Nobody warns you that getting old comes with a sudden uncontrollable urge to identify the birds in your yard.

[Jon Defreest @jonnyetc]

Why are soccer & golf the only sports that are socially acceptable to watch at work?

[Jon Defreest @jonnyetc]

What if I just don't want to hustle?

[david cross✍ @davidcrosss]

No, I have the best advice, be born into a rich family, get a shit ton of plastic surgery, film and then release an orchestrated sex tape, parlay that planned noteriety into a "reality" show exploiting younger sisters and...viola! Easy peasy

[Jon Defreest @jonnyetc]

I am "Excited for the tulips I planted last fall to come in" years old.

[Jon Defreest @jonnyetc]

@Mogel45 Sorry buddy. I rarely use or check Twitter. These were low res Photoshops from almost 10 years ago. No physical products exist.

[Jon Defreest @jonnyetc]

My plan was to see how many times I could blast Khama Chameleon on repeat before my wife would scream at me. The answer: Once.

[Jon Defreest @jonnyetc]

@sweetrustyb

[Jon Defreest @jonnyetc]

The world really didn’t need Tik Tok.

[Jon Defreest @jonnyetc]

I’ve never tweeted anything of substance and today will be no different.

[Daniel Johnson @danevanjohnson]

Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child.

Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino.

[Jon Defreest @jonnyetc]

I haven’t tweeted in almost a year, but I just learned that Macho Man Randy Savage’s middle name was “Mario” and felt compelled to share.

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Some sports are slower. More about the strategy.

[Jon Defreest @jonnyetc]

@imaaron As relevant today as it was in 2009.

[Jon Defreest @jonnyetc]

You can put “Vermont” in front of anything and it immediately sounds better. Vermont Refined Sugar. Vermont Gasoline. Vermont Equine Encephalitis.

[light @lightisannoying]

@bobafettfanclub @jonnyetc @benandjerrys I’ll give you like a nickel if you make this a thing

[Jon Defreest @jonnyetc]

I love turtles more than most people, but these paper straws stink out loud.

[Jon Defreest @jonnyetc]

“Easter is LATE this year.” - everyone’s mom for the last 30 years.

[Jon Defreest @jonnyetc]

I think companies should offer bereavement time if your horse dies in #RDR2

[Jon Defreest @jonnyetc]

This Xmas it’s important to remember that if Kevin’s mom had just listened to her husband, she wouldn’ve saved thousands on flights, avoided hitch-hiking & would have arrived literally 3 minutes later than she did. Merry Xmas.