Government logic:
Smoking is bad - tax it to discourage it.
Drinking is bad - tax it to discourage it.
Gambling is bad - tax it to discourage it.
Income is good - tax it to discourage it?
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆
New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!
Me at work today after watching the Knicks interviews:
“How was your weekend?”
“Not looking to the past, just focused on today and how I can help the team win”
“Are you ok?”
“Not worried about myself, only what I can do to facilitate winning”
“Can someone check on Joe?”
For the record: The celebrities walking the Met Gala red carpet tonight will passionately tell everyone to vote for socialism while enjoying one of the most extravagant, high-society events that capitalism has to offer.