Jonny Stroud

I like push bikes & other nonsense

[Jonny Stroud @jonnystroud]

@nationalrailenq Will this be cleared in time to get the 22.16 from STP to Hunts?

[Jonny Stroud @jonnystroud]

@TweetsByASD Beige and soft. That’s why I only dine in my rose tinted glasses.

[Jonny Stroud @jonnystroud]

@TweetsByASD Full English god, black pudding crap. There is a lot wrong with that.

[Jonny Stroud @jonnystroud]

@MisterABK A the band https://t.co/38Ag9BREYE

[Jonny Stroud @jonnystroud]

@AlexHartley93

[Jonny Stroud @jonnystroud]

@chrismarkwatson @Santokie89 mate, what?

[Jonny Stroud @jonnystroud]

@LiamGarratt they're really taking the heat off Ronaldo

[Chris Watson @chrismarkwatson]

Lettuce 1 Truss 0

Sunk by an iceberg...

[Jonny Stroud @jonnystroud]

@GrumpyAgencyGuy They also picked mostly performance display copy as modern equivalent. Bet you I could find some terrible “call this number now” ads from the national press in the 70’s

[Jonny Stroud @jonnystroud]

@thetrainline have you stopped offering SplitSave? It’s no longer on the app.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

24 hours apart.
They’ll try to tell you stuff tomorrow too.

[Aidan McGivern @aidanweather]

I’ve seen this ridiculous comparison a lot on social media during the last few days

I created the Met Office temperature colour scale with help from a colleague

That’s why I know:
- The image on the right is doctored
- Met Office graphics are not designed to cause fear
🧵 1/8

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

If you’ve ever wondered just how misleading Fox News can be, watch what their viewers have been told about why Boris Johnson has resigned as Prime Minister:

[Will Bailey-Watson @mrwbw]

What a wonderfully misleading diagram in the Times today 📈

[Jonny Stroud @jonnystroud]

These are all the Sir Paul McCartney songs.

[Jonny Stroud @jonnystroud]

@media_lad Agree?

[Jonny Stroud @jonnystroud]

@GrumpyAgencyGuy Look, I listen to a lot of podcasts and I’ve only just realised how I must sound. Fuck!

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

The Met Police on the night of Boris’ party 👮🏻‍♀️🎉🎈 #SueGrayReport #ambushedwithacake #Boris