Jonathan 🇿🇦

South African. Techie. Gamer. Reader. Amazonian. 🏳️‍🌈

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[Jonathan 🇿🇦 @JonoCoetzee]

So today the most hilarious thing happened to me and I thought Twitter might have some fun at my pain. Issa thread.

[Jonathan 🇿🇦 @JonoCoetzee]

The queue for passport control at @SeaTacAirport is insane. Coming on two hours in the queue and still not at the front.

[lostbutlucky @lostbutlucky]

This is genuinely hilarious.

Some anonymous person on 4chan, responding to an anime watch order question, posted a proof that later turned out to be mathematically correct and significant.

- It was posted in under an hour after the question.

- The poster basically said, “please check for loopholes.”

- It sat mostly unnoticed for seven years.

- Later, actual mathematicians checked it and were like: yeah, this is legit.

- The formal paper literally lists the author as “Anonymous 4chan Poster.”

[Jonathan 🇿🇦 @JonoCoetzee]

@draver461573 @spendergrsec Every PlayStation since PS3 is based on FreeBSD. That's approximately 315 million devices.

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This is why I can't stand online only games. All I want to do is @Diablo 4. I explicitly turn off all online functionality. I just want to play the campaign on my own. But the servers are down and I'm stuck here retrying login endlessly.

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@Waar_en_Wolhaar @SongezoZibi This is a request....

[Jonathan 🇿🇦 @JonoCoetzee]

Not to mention the chat support function does not work, tried multiple browsers on multiple devices, mobile and laptop.

[Jonathan 🇿🇦 @JonoCoetzee]

The second time overnight rain has brought down our @quantumfiber line 🫤 and on a Saturday no less 😭

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@samson_fraser @mani531 @Google Yes I've done that ages ago. Still doesn't change that I'd prefer to have it in the Quick Settings menu.

[Jonathan 🇿🇦 @JonoCoetzee]

@samson_fraser @mani531 @Google Okay? Just because someone can put the phone in a faraday cage doesn't mean it isn't helpful to have some controls around airplane mode. Hope this helps.

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@samson_fraser @mani531 @Google You can enable Airplane Mode without unlocking, it's been a pet peeve of mine for the longest time. Just tested again on Pixel 10, running lastest update.

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@ExpatInSA @RobynPorteous Ironic considering all that going on this side (South African living in the US).

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Damn, I'm triggered. I remember there was a jungle book game that my friend had and it got to the point where it said insert second disk - they didn't know the case opened to get the second disk underneath. It's like I opened a whole new world for them.

[shawn layden 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸🇯🇵 @ShawnLayden]

@TheTrueVanguard Insert 2nd Disc

[Jonathan 🇿🇦 @JonoCoetzee]

@Jon_M_Berger @PiesangSlaai21 It's always nameless, faceless profiles. Like if you're going to spew such bile at least have the confidence to say it with your whole chest.

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@AustinFriars @steve_hofmeyr @gndzongana @afriforum @solidariteit Paging @SAHRCommission

[Brew Markets @brewmarkets]

Cisco has officially recovered from the 2000 dot-com crash.

[Jonathan 🇿🇦 @JonoCoetzee]

@Rased_Betard @BrodyFoxx Didn't Jesus say to turn the other cheek? 🤔🤡

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@Ayesha_Bagus @BiancavanWyk16 There's no hate like Christian love...

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@kerrinnaude @RobynPorteous If you don't think the guy who thought the civil rights act was a mistake or that black woman don't have the brain processing power to be taken seriously or believed the great replacement strategy is a white supremacist then we have nothing in common to continue this discussion

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@SlickRuzick I'm genuinely interested, what is the context for the quotes? So far I haven't seen anyone provide any.

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@Innercross14 Does it matter what else he posted? What's there is damning. I'm sure Hitler loved his children as well. And apparently Mrs Goebbels had a good strudel recipe. Doesn't change the facts.