Christian the Expat

🇺🇸 in 🇿🇦 Wine snob. It’s a kak life, but someone has to live it. Writer of things. Cat Dad. Immigrant Trophy Husband. US Navy Veteran.

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

@JohnCleese Because he filmed himself doing it and pled guilty, you unsalted pretzel.

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

A little humor for the day

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

@JakobASimmons Dear Jakob,
Maybe develop a business resilience plan.

Signed,
A cybersecurity expert.

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

@themagaking

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

Here's your reminder that pedo Ted shit his pants when his draft number was called so he didn't have to go.

[Ted Nugent @TedNugent]

They walked through hell so we could live free. I live to remember and honor America’s greatest warriors. Godbless them all!

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

@JoshThifault Imagine being so theologically stupid that fulfilling the law is ensuring the government cares for the poor, as it says in both testaments. "Christians" like you disgrace the faith.

Fuck off.

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

@DeptofWar Eat shit, Whiskey Pete

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

@RepNancyMace Your admission to the Citadel was DEI in action.

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

Nancy getting into The Citadel was DEI.

The stupid is strong with her.

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

Our military needs warfighters not DEI wimps.

The truth isn't controversial.

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

@TJMoe28 Or, and hear me out, just don't be a racist cunt.

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

@IvankaTrump Then use your voice to kill TCAVA. Don't pretend to thank veterans and let your party fuck them over with that bill.

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

This dude is if "cover your drink" was a person. Probably smells like date rape and desperation.

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

You liberal retards are laughing right now

But wait until next year kicks off with a civil war and y’all gun haters have to defend your house with a spatula and a dildo

We'll see who's laughing then

I'm just sayin...

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

Matt is a racist groomer

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Karmelo Anthony stabbed a white kid to death and was still able to stay in school and graduate with no issues while his family raised half a million dollars and bought a new house. A white girl made a noise into a Ring camera and had to withdraw from school for her own safety within a day of the video being posted online. That basically tells you everything you need to know about the racial disparities in this country.

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

@MalissaSta27112 @rustyrockets Aww, cute, another woman defending a rapist.

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

@MattWalshBlog Matt's a pedo

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

Here's your reminder that Walsh is a closet pedo.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

1) If you actually believe that some random college girls made monkey noises as a deliberate slur against black people, you’re too retarded to take seriously.

2) Even if they did (they didn’t), it’s right in line with the kind of racial harassment white people are subjected to literally every day in almost every college, school, or street corner in the country, and it’s not nearly as bad as the black on white murders that get no media outrage or attention of any kind, ever.

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

@BuzzPatterson That's funny coming from someone who milks Trump.

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

@GadSaad You're such a pathetic little bitch. Cry more.

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

@scrowder Didn't you beat your wife?

[Christian the Expat @ExpatInSA]

@megynkelly Shut your ass rapist defender.