Jonathan Parker

Pop Culture Enthusiast/Political Junkie/NOLA Sports 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him

[Jonathan Parker @jonparker426]

@TylerDinucci Reading people who’ve had similar struggles give earnest positive suggestions only to be yelled at as ableist made my head hurt lmao

[Jonathan Parker @jonparker426]

@deronworld Joy said ZERO and you better believe she meant it 😂

[Jonathan Parker @jonparker426]

@douglaschu_ It’s because the name is a LIE! If they were called red mealy as fuck at least I could respect them

[Jonathan Parker @jonparker426]

@Missy_Murdoch And yet we let every store turn us into employees at checkout and we’re done with it. Think about that! 😂

[Jonathan Parker @jonparker426]

@TylerDinucci The playbook she’s running is typically done by R members of Congress right before they cash out in the private sector or get a Fox weekend show. I’m genuinely interested to see if it’s as lucrative for a Democrat

[Jonathan Parker @jonparker426]

@Missy_Murdoch And the 4 year old mind will take us there! Loll

[Jonathan Parker @jonparker426]

@Missy_Murdoch 4 winks is crazy 😭😂

[Jonathan Parker @jonparker426]

@PabloReports They are (rightly) going to be treated like lepers. What an insanely arrogant collection of people

[Jonathan Parker @jonparker426]

@douglaschu_ Wow that cilantro literally turned you into a chopped ho

[Jonathan Parker @jonparker426]

@TylerDinucci That man is like the Michael Myers of politics my god

[Jonathan Parker @jonparker426]

Me every time Nick pops out of the lab

[Nick Underhill @nick_underhill]

I built 81 different models in an attempt to isolate quarterback value and identify potential busts. Model No. 74 won. It's ability to spot hidden gems and red-flag busts is promising.

Here's what we learned.

https://t.co/zcXZ8Eo4L9 via @NofNetwork

[Jonathan Parker @jonparker426]

@askmetostay323 Brought to you by the owner that got caught with his pants down at Orchids of Asia 😂 One day of counseling! That’ll fix everything

[Jonathan Parker @jonparker426]

@Missy_Murdoch @whodathomo It’s not my fault! 😭😭😂😂

[Jonathan Parker @jonparker426]

@SaintRoderick @askmetostay323 @datboywolf Literal bums he’s got to work with 😭

[Jonathan Parker @jonparker426]

@whodathomo The industry to Wayne rn

[Jonathan Parker @jonparker426]

@Tommylarghi Happy Birthday!!! 🥳🥳

[Jonathan Parker @jonparker426]

@douglaschu_ You got this!!

[Jonathan Parker @jonparker426]

@JDubOfInTheNO J it’s not even April! You gotta pace yourself with the warranted slander 😂😂