Jon Paton

Manchesters answer to a question nobody asked... Ketchup is evil... Tabasco sublime

[Jon Paton @jonpaton]

@TalkTalkCare we should have tweeted 9 weeks ago. @RickiGeorgina tells me line is working finally..Clearly your call centre are incompetent

[Jon Paton @jonpaton]

@Uber_Support Really appreciate the quick response, impressed, thank you

[Jon Paton @jonpaton]

@Uber Driver Rahat Ali in Didsbury,deliberately not picking people up charging cancellation fee £4 then sending rival firm to collect REFUND

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@natashaturk 's, one day in the sun, do i look any browner yet? #stillnotoverit #crazyfriend

[Jon Paton @jonpaton]

When you accidentally pause entourage at just the right time ☺️ it's the simple things in life 🍷

[Jon Paton @jonpaton]

It's a hard knock life

[Jon Paton @jonpaton]

It's a hard knock life

[Jon Paton @jonpaton]

@WilliamShatner I love your mate but unless you're talking boxing we're all busy 😉

[Jon Paton @jonpaton]

#powernapfail @suckitup @bringiton #PacquiaoMayweather

[Jon Paton @jonpaton]

#CoorsLightIceBar contact me

[Jon Paton @jonpaton]

@keitharrowsmith the answer to my prayers, I'll DM you

[Jon Paton @jonpaton]

Can somebody tell @keitharrowsmith to follow me please? I need to message him about something Grrrrr....

[Jon Paton @jonpaton]

@Mr_Deansgate @JayGallagher01 @FazendaManc even my face is full! #powernap

[Jon Paton @jonpaton]

@nutsfood I feel your pain 😉

[Jon Paton @jonpaton]

@Mr_Deansgate you can't polish a turd I guess💩 onwards and upwards x

[Jon Paton @jonpaton]

@Mr_Deansgate the results of posting a picture with a social media magnate like you??? 1 new follower 😞 what happened?

[Jon Paton @jonpaton]

Where is @Mr_Deansgate ???
I remember when I used to worry about an 11 o'clock meeting #bless

[Nik Maguire @Mr_Deansgate]

Now that's a threesome!

[Jon Paton @jonpaton]

@BenRobinson79 @HawksmoorMCR I've heard nothing but good things. We need to somehow make VIP so we don't fight over @Chris_Grimes plus one

[Jon Paton @jonpaton]

@JenSmith1850 @ClaireLBSmith queen quality?