Jonathan

worst skier in the rockies.. probably

[caroline @scarrrots]

my therapist be sounding like Ronald Reagan the way she asking me to tear down my walls

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

SAM DO NOT VIBE CODE INTERNET INFRASTRUCTURE

[squilliam @KingOfTheSquill]

rt to scare a european

[caroline @scarrrots]

had a dream I put a bunch of mantis shrimp in my bed

[Jonathan @jonpham_]

🇲🇽 ¡Saludos Desde CDMX!🇲🇽
Taxis cutting off & honking at cops ✅
“Yo soy chino, lento Por Favor” ✅💪
Dance party on the street ✅ 🪩
Amazing food ✅🍺
Montezumas Revenge ✅✅🤪

[Jonathan @jonpham_]

This scene from cool runnings lives rent free in my head.. it’s also not too far off from reality.. pull up to the trailhead and consistently get the same Stares of visible concern; faces that scream “Wtf are you doing here” .. like they’ve never seen an Asian person doing shit,,

[Jonathan @jonpham_]

If Texas had a stupid cousin in the mountain west, it’d be something like Colorado ,,,, this place sucks !

[Jonathan @jonpham_]

Cinematic Universes can get fucked… where are the Mr. Bean reboots ?

[Jonathan @jonpham_]

$7 for a McGangBang at McDonalds 🤧😵‍💫😖WTF !?! @DENAirport

[Jonathan @jonpham_]

NOT NATTY… BEEN ON THE JUICE LATELY.. (2x Poppyseed Bagel from Einstein Bros and Cream Cheese)

[Jonathan @jonpham_]

another day another breakout room 😵‍💫

[Jonathan @jonpham_]

I DREAM OF WIDE OPEN ROADS … NOT TO DRIVE FAST OR ANYTHING,,, BUT TO DRIVE AS SLOW AS POSSIBLE… IM TALKING IDLE SPEEDS ON THE INTERSTATE.. SO SLOW A CAR IS OVERKILL FOR THE OCCASION… AND WALKING MAKES MORE SENSE… OH YES….. (sponsored by Big Shoe)

[Jonathan @jonpham_]

@KingOfTheSquill 🥸

[GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15]

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[Jonathan @jonpham_]

Good morning !

[Jonathan @jonpham_]

@markmcgwiresdad +1 karma for you good sire *tips fedora*

[NWS Boulder @NWSBoulder]

@2634902a ratio

[Jonathan @jonpham_]

painfully cold fingers for the next few months.. winter coping…