Jon Pinder

[Jon Pinder @jonpinder3]

Fuck’s sake Eileen come on

[Jon Pinder @jonpinder3]

@david8hughes 😂

[Jon Pinder @jonpinder3]

@david8hughes Mate I would absolutely batter Des O’Connor

[TylerTheCreatineHater @chillgates69]

sometimes i say "facts" after not really listening

[Jon Pinder @jonpinder3]

@ghostpeppapigg 😂

[TylerTheCreatineHater @chillgates69]

are the people of Hawaii mad at the shit white people have put the Ukulele through?

[Jon Pinder @jonpinder3]

@ThatEricAlper https://t.co/77OagyHFDg

[Jon Pinder @jonpinder3]

@MikeGStein Wachine Machine to the tune of Blondie’s Denis

[Jon Pinder @jonpinder3]

Wishing prince philip a speedy recovery

[Jon Pinder @jonpinder3]

We always end up saying goodbye to em on the internet just slightly after they die hey.

‘Farewell prince ph- Ahhh shit just missed him fuckinell’

[Zack Dyer @localfunnyman]

Boat shoes? How a boat shoe fuck off

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Me: are you sure?
Wife: it’s definitely “da”
Me: I’ve been saying “the” all this time
Wife: yeah it’s Leonardo da Vinci

[Ben Kochan @BenKochan]

Going to a therapist and a psychic, therapist tells me what to do and then I go to the psychic to check if I end up doing those things

[Jon Pinder @jonpinder3]

@SimoneSpringer Yes

[Jon Pinder @jonpinder3]

@DeanClairs Memoirs coming along nicely x

[Jon Pinder @jonpinder3]

Listening to my daughter belting out Katy Perry’s ‘Roar’ and feeling empowered on her behalf and singing the backing vocals in support of whatever adversity this six year old might be overcoming.
Proper father-daughter flex.
👁 🐅

[Jon Pinder @jonpinder3]

Spice Up Your Life is a banger innit

[Jon Pinder @jonpinder3]

Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Omnipotent cunce love a bubble bath

[Jon Pinder @jonpinder3]

How dare you be good at parkour and not fight crime