Conrad Jones

Copywriter at The Corner London. Insta: @jonradcones1

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@DavePunFun @BullandBaird This is the exception to the rule

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@nyclovesnyc like chat roulette but even more awkward

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@parcelforce If I book two packages for delivery today, can they also be collected today? Also is it possible for the delivery person to bring the labels with them? I'm sending from London to Liverpool

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@monzo Hiya. I’ve reported a transaction I didn’t make and blocked my card. If I’ve blocked my card, does that mean my pots are secure as well?

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Proud of this one. Thrilled to be part of such a cool project alongside such a great team

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@lufthansa I’m not able to get through on the phone. Also the chat support is not helping. I just keep getting redirected to FAQs

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The @lufthansa website/app is not letting me add baggage before my flight this evening. Am I gonna have to pay a higher price at the airport? Hardly seems fair as their tech is the problem.

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@Aircoach your website says the earliest bus on this route leaves Donnybrook at 18:26. Will there be earlier services today? That time is too late for my flight

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1% Tuna
99% Melt

[The New York Times @nytimes]

"10 stars if I could." This tuna melt recipe is a hit with our readers. https://t.co/GAwlArHAUG

[Joe List @JoeListComedy]

Hey @Starbucks could you prioritize the people that order in the store over these mobile order assholes? It might help our society remain a place where people occasionally make eye contact and communicate verbally. Thank you.

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Trying to eat a meal while watching the #Woodstock99 documentary was a terrible idea

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If you ever feel like you’re out of touch with pop culture, I’d like you to know that my roommate just asked me “What’s a Zendaya?”

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Every time I click on a slot for a PCR test:

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ffs the guy at the ice cream place gave me vanilla instead of off-white flavour

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@Shaydozer now the bottom half of me can do it like spiderman

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Is this where petting zoos come from?

[Fact @Fact]

In 2009, Nigerian police arrested a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

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too many people get tattoos like they’re playing Pictionary on their limbs cuz they ran out of paper

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I don’t know who it is that decided the most popular/photogenic side of the earth but they bloody nailed it

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An arcade themed entry for today's #OneMinuteBriefs🕺

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